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re: SEC Programs that would trade their coach for Lane Kiffin tonight given the chance

Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:50 pm to
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His mentor, Coach Nick Saban, says LSU is the best job and his favorite job


He didn't say it, Kiffin just tried to paraphrase it that way for attention.

Proof it's bullshite is the fact he never went back despite having $0 on his buyout and the ability to leave Alabama at any time without penalty.

You're like the dude watching his ex in the window having dinner with another man telling everyone "she really loves me more".

Move on loser.


Posted by hooperj75
Indiana
Member since Oct 2022
238 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:50 pm to
Winning percentage for all 16 SEC head coaches

Kalen DeBoer (Alabama) 0.861

Kirby Smart (Georgia) 0.847

Jon Sumrall (Florida) 0.781

Josh Heupel (Tennessee) 0.722

Lane Kiffin (LSU) 0.686

Mike Elko (Texas A&M) 0.682

Pete Golding (Ole Miss) 0.667

Ryan Silverfield (Arkansas) 0.667

Eli Drinkwitz (Missouri) 0.659

Steve Sarkisian (Texas) 0.628

Brent Venables (Oklahoma) 0.615

Alex Golesh (Auburn) 0.605

Shane Beamer 0.524

Clark Lea (Vanderbilt) 0.412

Jeff Lebby (Mississippi State) 0.280

Will Stein (Kentucky) 0.000

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74868 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:53 pm to
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Josh Heupel (Tennessee) 0.722


.697 at Tennessee



Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
28964 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:53 pm to
Your PoS coach will probably die of AIDS or some other disease if we are being honest
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:59 pm to
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That's kind of how it works


I've yet to see evidence of it.

Just last year Indiana won the NC and the 2 biggest spenders in Texas and LSU didn't even make the 12 team playoff.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74868 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:01 pm to
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I've yet to see evidence of it.

Just last year Indiana won the NC and the 2 biggest spenders in Texas and LSU didn't even make the 12 team playoff.


Oh well, then maybe Alabama will be fine.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39623 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:02 pm to
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Your PoS coach will probably die of AIDS or some other disease if we are being honest

Hey, Hey, Hey… it’s Fatttttt Elko

Your fat sack of trash is a Big Mac away from riding a Rascal on the sideline
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39623 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:03 pm to
You’d trade him tonight

Don’t lie, faggot
Posted by Go Go Gata
Member since Oct 2016
5137 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:05 pm to
Majority UF fans don't want.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 11:32 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39623 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:07 pm to
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UF fans don't want.



Yeahhhh, you did… but you got turned down bigly
Posted by Go Go Gata
Member since Oct 2016
5137 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:08 pm to
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Yeahhhh, you did… but you got turned down bigly

He was still salty from being told NO the year before.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 11:10 pm
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:11 pm to
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Oh well, then maybe Alabama will be fine.



Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74868 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:14 pm to
Or maybe they'll keep losing 4 games a year.
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:25 pm to
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Or maybe they'll keep losing 4 games a year.


Everyone who makes the playoffs and doesn't win the NC gets an extra loss now dingus.

Lost 2 games last season while rebuilding, which is what matters.

This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 11:25 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74868 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:27 pm to
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Lost 2 games last season while rebuilding, which is what matters.


Still using the rebuild excuse, eh?
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:32 pm to
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Still using the rebuild excuse, eh?


What do you call it?

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74868 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:33 pm to
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What do you call it?


Excuses
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6208 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:37 pm to
Dude, ain’t no way I’m trading Heupel for Kiffin. Wtf
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39623 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:38 pm to
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Excuses

MUHhHhHH rebuild

Lane doesn’t even know what that word means.

Lane reloads
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1419 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:39 pm to
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Excuses


Ok.

LSU has only had 1 season in the past 12 years that was better than Alabama's excuse season.

In the 13th, LSU was blown out 21-0 in the NC game.
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