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re: Rant name the last coach as fat as Elko who won a championship in college football.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:46 am to VFL67
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:46 am to VFL67
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The great pumpkin charlie brown
This is the answer for sure. The Aggies keep pointing at Josh but Josh is nowhere near as fat as Elko. Plus, Josh looks his age, 47. Elko looks like he could be Josh’s 68 year old dad who’s dying from type 2 and is about to lose a foot.
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:46 am to jryanw
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Are you under the misconception that Elko looks better than that?
You said to name someone fatter. I guarantee you Mangino’s BMI was higher than Elko’s. How’s that for facts?
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:47 am to Old Sarge
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You are looking like the kid with tears and snot running down his face as he screams at people
I can tell reality is setting in and this is the first time you guys have realized fat coaches don’t win championships in college football.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:49 am to jryanw
Ed Orgeron looks like to pilsbury dough boy
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:49 am to jryanw
Why are you so preoccupied with Mike Elko’s weight? It’s a weird obsession.
He’s fat. There’s really no hiding that.
He’s also a good coach. I don’t care if he shows up at every press conference with a turkey leg in each hand and gravy on his chin.
He’s good at his job and getting shite done.
He’s fat. There’s really no hiding that.
He’s also a good coach. I don’t care if he shows up at every press conference with a turkey leg in each hand and gravy on his chin.
He’s good at his job and getting shite done.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 11:51 am
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:49 am to FootballFrenzy
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You said to name someone fatter. I guarantee you Mangino’s BMI was higher than Elko’s. How’s that for facts?
I did not, I said to name a fat coach who has won a championship in college football.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:50 am to jryanw
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I can tell reality is setting in and this is the first time you guys have realized fat coaches don’t win championships in college football.
Did you yap this much during the week after Bama lost to FSU, or are you running your mouth just because Bama is 7-1 and you think that’s great but you hate that A&M is 8-0?
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:51 am to jryanw
Definitely Fulmer but in his defense, Phil was an ex O-lineman. Those guys all tend to the heavy side.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:51 am to jryanw
He’s going to lose weight and then win national championship. And you’re gonna look dumb typing this out.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:51 am to jryanw
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I did not, I said to name a fat coach who has won a championship in college football.
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I can't name the last coach as fat as Elko.
Get schooled by your own words, idiot.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 11:53 am
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:51 am to HorniestHorn
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Ed Orgeron looks like to pilsbury dough boy
This is where you Big 12 folks really show you’ve barely been in the SEC. Coach O was barrel chested but the dude was yoked.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:53 am to FootballFrenzy
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Get schooled by your own words, idiot.
You dumbass mother fricker. That was a completely different poster. lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:54 am to jryanw
Did y'all that shirt coming up when he was rallying the crowd?
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:54 am to jryanw
Ope, my bad. I’ll take the L on that one. 
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:56 am to Gunny Hartman
Agreed. Wouldn’t matter if he looks like Jabba the Hut
ATM got a good one
ATM got a good one
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:58 am to Smoky Mountain Reign
I’m also not sure Phil was ever as fat as Elko. He definitely wasn’t back when he was in his late 40s. Phil looks closer to Sam Titman than he does Elko here.
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:58 am to FootballFrenzy
All good. Lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:59 am to SOBMarcus
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Agreed. Wouldn’t matter if he looks like Jabba the Hut ATM got a good one
It matters because fat arse HC’s do not win consistently in college football. Lack of discipline.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:00 pm to MtVernon
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Did y'all that shirt coming up when he was rallying the crowd?
I did not but I can image it was traumatic. Lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:00 pm to jryanw
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All good. Lol
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