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re: Quit You, F**ked You, Set Your Dumpster on Fire, Lied to You: Arky's HC's

Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16355 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:41 pm to
Didn't read.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5976 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:43 pm to
There is so much wrong in this story it almost became right.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

If you can't read more than 160 characters, you must be from Arkansas.


Zing.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13492 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:46 pm to
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If you can't read more than 160 characters, you must be from Arkansas.
I'm not willing to read more than 50 characters from someone named "CockInYourEar"
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:48 pm to
what retard wrote all this?

if it was you, op, you need a life my friend.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:50 pm to
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I'm not willing to read more than 50 characters from someone named "CockInYourEar"


Well I won't write more than 42 for this response.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:50 pm to
I am Reel Gator and I approve this message (after last weeks shitstorm from pigs).

They will go meekly to the slaughterhouse nopw and face that 5-7 season looming at them. Cocks can thank us for softening em up for you.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:51 pm to
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what retard wrote all this?


O'rville Henry, but I might've ad libbed parts of it.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:52 pm to
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They will go meekly to the slaughterhouse nopw and face that 5-7 season looming at them. Cocks can thank us for softening em up for you.


Thanks, the Cocks love beatin' up the softs.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15510 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 1:54 pm to
Surprised you didn't mention the time Arky quit running Gus' offense, after an 8-game win streak, cause it would never work in the SEC.

That's good meat for these Aubbies to jump in on, plus it helps stir Arky's pot a bit.
This post was edited on 10/7/13 at 1:57 pm
Posted by BossaGator
Member since Sep 2010
607 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:01 pm to
Bert Bulemia will get things turned around eventually, assuming he sticks around for a bit. But not yet.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:02 pm to
You forgot the part where dumb ole Les Miles turned them down
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:03 pm to
Upvote
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:12 pm to
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Didn't read.


...You'll rue the day.
Posted by Lagrange Gator
Contraband Bayou
Member since Nov 2010
1038 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by CrimsonCoast
The Coast
Member since Jun 2012
1415 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 2:17 pm to
Taco Bell Fire tacos were introduced way after Bert took the job.

Get yo fax strait.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Surprised you didn't mention the time Arky quit running Gus' offense, after an 8-game win streak, cause it would never work in the SEC.

That's good meat for these Aubbies to jump in on, plus it helps stir Arky's pot a bit.



You're right, I could've thrown that in there along with the Les Miles says no piece, but I was thinking I would get too many TL/DR's.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21771 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 7:47 pm to
Nice work, OP.

Pics would help though.









Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27453 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 7:50 pm to
If the SEC Rant gave out Nobel prizes for literature...this would be a finalist.
Posted by Sig
dallas
Member since Oct 2010
2042 posts
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:09 pm to
I NEVER READ TL;DR

I read this one. This was amazing and worth your time. The hogs really don't realize how true it is.
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