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Pondwater Jack infected by a deer tick bite. Picks Auburn over Kentucky as a result
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:29 pm
Lyme disease = Auburn victory
Jack Holly Blasingame said to tell you all that he's often been bitten by deer ticks down through the years, and the ensuing Lyme disease he has been contracted with many many times as a result has always - for whatever reason - come just in time for Auburn being on the winning end of a big time game on a national scale.
In 2013 against Oregon in football for instance, no Lyme disease breakout, and look what happened.
But 2010, sure enough, Jack was afflicted. Big arse deer tick. Jack bedded down fighting for his life. Cam Newton wins the big one.
He said to tell Auburn congrats in advance and that it was a Jack Blassingame lock.
This is not to be confused with big wins in Razorback recruiting when Jack's gout flares up.
Jack Holly Blasingame said to tell you all that he's often been bitten by deer ticks down through the years, and the ensuing Lyme disease he has been contracted with many many times as a result has always - for whatever reason - come just in time for Auburn being on the winning end of a big time game on a national scale.
In 2013 against Oregon in football for instance, no Lyme disease breakout, and look what happened.
But 2010, sure enough, Jack was afflicted. Big arse deer tick. Jack bedded down fighting for his life. Cam Newton wins the big one.
He said to tell Auburn congrats in advance and that it was a Jack Blassingame lock.
This is not to be confused with big wins in Razorback recruiting when Jack's gout flares up.
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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In 2013 against Oregon in football for instance, no Lyme disease
You sure about that?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:37 pm to jangalang
Jack said Oregon
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I bet Jack is one of them good ole fellers. Never meaning no harm.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:you and jack took a lot of drugs together, didn't you?
Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/30/19 at 2:03 pm to burdhead
I've smoked a small amount of marijuana years ago
I have no idea what Jack's done
I have no idea what Jack's done
Posted on 3/30/19 at 2:33 pm to jangalang
Arkansas posters are some weird mother frickers
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I always knew it. 
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I would never have thought you were a pot puffer. Damn.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:25 pm to MeatPants
quote:lots of em' are "gubment owned" too....there are a couple of functional retards on the poliboard, but most are just stupid...harry rex is one of the smart ones
Arkansas posters
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:33 pm to Herman Frisco
Just a brief fad my friend 
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
So everyone knows I can personally account for Jack's gout flare up prediction results.
If I remember correctly the man eats corned beef the night before national signing day. Apparently his body is linked to the matrix or something and he can actually work powerful magic by eating red meat.
If I remember correctly the man eats corned beef the night before national signing day. Apparently his body is linked to the matrix or something and he can actually work powerful magic by eating red meat.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:54 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:01 pm to TiderNAL
As I said before, I know the gout predictions well enough. But this one is a new one on me. I don't think I can pick Auburn. Now I know I picked them to lose the first game, but I also said I hope I'm wrong. HOWEVER, Auburn isn't a legit title contender. Anyone with any sense of the game knows this. Auburn is riding a wave. And they're riding well. But they aren't a complete team.
They're not gonna run the table. Betting money still lays against them every time out.
They're not gonna run the table. Betting money still lays against them every time out.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:57 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Who got the backstrap Harry?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 9:08 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I too smoked a “small amount” by small amount I mean ALOT.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:02 pm to Rohan Gravy
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Who got the backstrap Harry?
deer ticks buddy. Not deer.
Deer ticks.
and I'm not sure, but I think Al Gore is trying to worm those little bastards into his horse shite climate change narrative
This post was edited on 3/30/19 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:23 pm to TheMidnightTiger
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I too smoked a “small amount” by small amount I mean ALOT.
Smoking tends to dry it out.
I prefer braising it.
Posted on 3/31/19 at 2:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So that means Auburn NC is confirmed? I approve.
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