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Please please let these be racist.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:28 pm
Whistling incessantly.
Ringing cowbells Incessantly.
AM I RIGHT?
Anything else?
Ringing cowbells Incessantly.
AM I RIGHT?
Anything else?
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Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:30 pm to Bbobalou
We definitely need to figure out a way to make the Whistler be racist so we can cancel him.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:31 pm to rich4pres
Amen. And an upvote
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:32 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Boomer Sooner
Please god let this be somehow racist
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:38 pm to Bbobalou
Whistlers and cowbell ringers are human beings.
Human beings are Homo sapiens.
All Homo sapiens came from a common ancestor that was racist as frick against Neanderthals.
Therefore, all human beings descend from racists and everything must go.
Does that help?
Human beings are Homo sapiens.
All Homo sapiens came from a common ancestor that was racist as frick against Neanderthals.
Therefore, all human beings descend from racists and everything must go.
Does that help?
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:44 pm to paperwasp
Spock says your logic is sound.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:50 pm to Bbobalou
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Ringing cowbells Incessantly.
Slaves used to have to wear bells on their necks so that they weren't able to run away in the dead of night. If they tried then the bells would start ringing and wake up the slave owner to catch them.
There you go. I just made up a racist backstory to that one, spread it far and wide as the truth.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:56 pm to Bbobalou
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Whistling incessantly.
Ringing cowbells Incessantly.
AM I RIGHT?
Anything else?
You need some help?
Before a teenage child was lynched by an angry mob of PoS racists and bigots, an equally worthless lying PoS white female alleged that Emmit Till whistled at her and this was the infraction that allegedly merited a child a death sentence
Years later the PoS white female admitted that she had lied
That should help you with the whistling, you're on your own with the cowbells
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:56 pm to Bbobalou
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Whistling incessantly.
Have you seen that guy? Definitely a racist.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 2:56 pm to rich4pres
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We definitely need to figure out a way to make the Whistler be racist so we can cancel him.
Did you know that the most notorious member of the slave patrols was nicknamed The Whistler? As everyone knows, whenever slave patrol members would find runaway slaves they would whistle to let the others know a runaway had been found. Well, it's said that The Whistler had such a loud whistle it could be heard from over a quarter mile away. He is also credited as having personally caught 3263 runaway slaves. True story.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:03 pm to MFn GIMP
Both are true facts because I read it on the internet. We all know that’s if it’s on the internet then it’s true.
I’m writing ESPN about this racist shite!!
I’m writing ESPN about this racist shite!!
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:06 pm to Bbobalou
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We all know that’s if it’s on the internet then it’s true.
BonJOUR
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:13 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
You get it. Couldn’t find the gif for the old lady posting things on her wall and the other one saying that’s not how it works!! That was funny also.
This post was edited on 6/18/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:16 pm to Bbobalou
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Whistling incessantly.
Let's just say that sonofabitch is whistling Dixie and that'll do the trick.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:16 pm to Bbobalou
It is well known that slaves were called in from the fields at the end of the day by the owner whistling 3 times in a row
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:17 pm to rich4pres
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We definitely need to figure out a way to make the Whistler be racist so we can cancel him.
He's white, done
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:18 pm to MFn GIMP
Damn fine job A+ for creativity
Posted on 6/18/20 at 3:44 pm to PeeJayScammedGT
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Damn fine job A+ for creativity
I have the occasional flash of creativity.
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