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re: Permaban bet on the game tomorrow: any Auburn fans down?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:00 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:00 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Ding ding
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Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:00 pm to The Nino
Bliizzard, do you know fax cam girl?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:01 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
The best part is I found out a few weeks ago I work with one of her very good friends. 
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:02 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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Blizzard of Chizz
That's fricking awesome!
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to asphinctersayswhat
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Bliizzard, do you know fax cam girl?
I wish I saved his story of planning to plant the sign and get a pic. It has Tom Clancy all over it. Was the funniest shite ever. Damn Blizz did you save the thread?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to asphinctersayswhat
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to asphinctersayswhat
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do you know fax cam girl?
Never met her, but it sure as hell didn't take the rant detectives very long to figure who she was. Turns out she lives about 30 or 40 seconds down the road from me. Someone dared me to put a rant sign in her yard and I made it happen.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to TheOcean
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TheOcean
If you are this confident, bet against the line. There is a line for a reason. You are taking very little chance. Your team is a huge favorite. This is like you being a scratch golfer and not giving a 10 any strokes. Where exactly is the risk on your part?
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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wish I saved his story of planning to plant the sign and get a pic. It has Tom Clancy all over it. Was the funniest shite ever. Damn Blizz did you save the thread?
I need to see this shite!
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:03 pm to hawgfaninc
YESSSSS Hawgfan you are the man 
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:05 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:05 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
I wish I did. That thread had it all. I remember someone finding her twitter page as well. Good times. 
still got the sign too.
still got the sign too.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:05 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Lame OP is lame.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:05 pm to hawgfaninc
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hawgfaninc
Thanks mayne!
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:08 pm to HoLeInOnEr05
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Before I went and bought anything, I did a dry run to see where this place was.. I was surprised just how damn close she lives to me. :lol I then proceeded to Walmarks for a sign, but soon discovered they had nothing of any practical use. I knew I would have to improvise instead, so I headed over to the office and school supplies area and looked around for some quality materials.
I swung by a local business that did prints and had the SECRANT.com image put on some high quality paper. I then headed back home to assemble the goods. The sign turned out to be the tits and I just taped a wooden dowel to the back so I could plant it in the ground...
After successful assembly of the sign I headed into the back yard to practice getting it planted quickly.. the ground was pretty soft outside, so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal. Also worked on proper distance and camera angle to capture a high quality pic in one take.. I didn't figure i would have time to hang around in the yard for very long...
I studied getting in and out of the neighborhood on google maps and did a dry run to make sure I knew where i was going when it was time to bail out. Parked the car, strolled down the hill, did work and then calmly walked away
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The hardest part was deciding where to park. Do i park directly across the street and make a quick dash to her front yard or do I park down the street and approach with stealth. Honestly I couldn't decide because I was afraid someone lurking here would tip her off that I was coming and she would be waiting at the door.
I chose to park down the street and approach with stealth, but that forced me to walk a distance in the neighborhood carrying a sign, as well as walk back with it. Thought it might raise a few eyebrows
Blizz's story best part
This post was edited on 1/5/14 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:09 pm to asphinctersayswhat
yup. twas an epic thread. I just lurked it at the time.
it stopped me lurking and start posting
it stopped me lurking and start posting
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:11 pm to hawgfaninc
I forgot I had made up this tweet.
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@ValTease: Some guy just took a pic of a sign in my backyard. Looks like he has a big package. Oh how my backend aches for him. Wonder if he wants lemonade? Hmmmm never heard of a Realtor called SECRANT before? #delicious
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:11 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
I had forgotten all about my account of it. I parked my car away from the scene in case the cops rolled up and I had to run for it.. the plan was to elude the cops on foot make it back to my car and roll out
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:12 pm to MrAUTigers
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If you are this confident, bet against the line. There is a line for a reason. You are taking very little chance. Your team is a huge favorite. This is like you being a scratch golfer and not giving a 10 any strokes. Where exactly is the risk on your part?
This post is for the auburn fans that are confident auburn wins the game, not auburn fans who are saying auburn will lose by less than 9 points or whatever the spread is.
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:12 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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I had forgotten all about my account of it
That was the absolute best part about it for me. I was rolling reading it...
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