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Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:34 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
Trazadone is garbage.
Turned me into a homicidal maniac.
Turned me into a homicidal maniac.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:34 pm to WG_Dawg
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Also your semantics are piss poor. Your title would only be correct if there was an "I'm drunk" thread every night, but there is not. There is, however, an IM thread every night.
Just go ahead and end it.
Nah, there needs to be a nightly "I'm fricked up" thread to distinguish the real men from the ones playing pussy-pop baking cookies with their future slut.
Sorry, but this will be a nightly post, just slap your nuts around and STFU. K?
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:34 pm to wmr
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Turned me into a homicidal maniac.
Sounds like an improvement to me.
j/k
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:35 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
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The Royal Hogenbaums
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:37 pm to WDE24
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:37 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
STFU homo. You snuck in the house all fricked up on cheap beer and had to steal some of your sluts cheap wine so she wouldn't get mad and slap you so hard that your nuts finally fell down into their proper place.
This post was edited on 5/10/11 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:38 pm to Choctaw
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i pegged your dumb arse for an alchoholic druggie after your first post
Funny, I pegged your sorry arse as a high and tight buzz cut sporting a badge or some other title of power because you just didn't laid enough in the glory years.
I can do something you can't do anymore...make your wife moist.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:42 pm to roadGator
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STFU homo. You snuck in the house all fricked up on cheap beer and had to steal some of your sluts wine so she wouldn't get mad and slap you so hard that your nuts finally fell down into their proper place.
At least I have a woman touching my nuts unlike your arse whose hand just can't stay away from the sack.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:43 pm to wmr
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Trazadone is garbage.
I agree, makes me feel like an Auburn zealot.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:43 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
btw me and TDs already considered the idea of a nightly drunk thread, it never came to fruition. Your idea is not original, hate to burst your bubble. 
And your drunk thread does not even compare to what mine was, you fake wannabe 
And your drunk thread does not even compare to what mine was, you fake wannabe Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:44 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
Your transgendered mate is going to be pissed if you keep putting the empties back in the wine rack.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:44 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
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Nah, there needs to be a nightly "I'm fricked up" thread to distinguish the men who have lives from the ones whose lives are so shitty and their wives are so disgusting that they have to get shitfaced and pilled up on a Tuesday nite to drown their sorrows and to make their slutty ole lady look just a little better.
fify
This post was edited on 5/10/11 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:45 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
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At least I have a woman touching my nuts
Since they haven't dropped yet does she tickle them from the backdoor?
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:47 pm to deltaland
You would think that with most people here being in their 20s or 30s that we would be past the "hey look at me guys! imm' durnunk!!1!!" threads. You're over 21, you can buy beer. Cool. Do we really need a thread every night to talk about it? Just post in the IM thread like everyone else you tool.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:48 pm to Choctaw
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Nah, there needs to be a nightly "I'm fricked up" thread to distinguish the men who have lives from the ones whose lives are so shitty and their wives are so disgusting that they have to get shitfaced and pilled up on a Tuesday nite to drown their sorrows and to make their slutty ole lady look just a little better.
fify
Nice fix. I get fricked up everynight because I'm an Arkansas fan, until you understand our pain, you can continue finger popping your a-hole every morning.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:50 pm to WG_Dawg
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You would think that with most people here being in their 20s or 30s that we would be past the "hey look at me guys! imm' durnunk!!1!!" threads. You're over 21, you can buy beer. Cool. Do we really need a thread every night to talk about it? Just post in the IM thread like everyone else you tool.
Gawtdamn, I'm a noob and I'm learning. Go slap your nuts.
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:50 pm to WG_Dawg
Actually I'm not over 21, I'm 20. And I posted the drunk thread a long time ago when I was really shitfaced, an TDs came up with the idea of a nightly one, but never did it. I don't think we need a nightly drunk thread btw
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:50 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
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I get fricked up every night because I am a toothless mouth breather from Arkansas. It's what I'm good at.
FIFY
Posted on 5/10/11 at 9:51 pm to The Royal Hogenbaums
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I do meth everynight with Ryan Mallett because I'm an arkansas fan
FIFY
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