re: Mullen and staff

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There has to be a reason MSU, Miami and FSU are so far ahead of UF.

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Come back on signing day and tell me.

Recruiting rankings right now mean absolutely nothing.

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I do find it funny that everyone on this board seems to think that UF fans think that we'll be good this year though

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I think we will be good! 10+ wins SEC East champs.

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Y'all broke up, move on.

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agreed. who gives a crap what UF and Don Merlins are doing? As long as we win on September 29th, they can win the freakin ship for all I care.

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But are they fake? There needs to be some kind of test that one has to pass to weed out the real dawgs and the alters.

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State fans: must believe Jackie Sherrill is really a better college coach than Nick Saban. Must always obsess over what is happening at Ole Miss. Must believe Dan Mullen is overrated and was NOT the cause of their recent success.

Auburn fans: must have split personality issues due to not knowing whether or not they are a tiger or an eagle. Must believe the current coach is a damn good coach, at least until mid season after 2 losses, then he can be called a shitty coach but when the next season starts you have to think he’s a great coach again.

LSU: Must blame all loses on the fricking refs and the SEC officials being in Birmingham. Must believe that next year will be THE year.

A&M: Must be gay.

Ole Miss: Must claim more National Championships than Bama (even though there is no proof of said championships). Must spend as much time worrying about what Mississippi State is doing as State fans do about what Ole Miss is doing but must publicly call out State fans for doing it.

Arkansas: Must believe that because Walmart is based out of Arkansas, it automatically means everyone else in Arkansas must have money too. Must try to start a rivalry with EVERY frickING TEAM YOU PLAY. Must admit that you only believe a sport is relevant when you actually have a decent team for once in that sport.

Alabama: Must believe 100% that football is all there is to life. Must believe that you have never not won the National Championship and that for any of the years you don’t have a trophy for. Well those were just years the National Championship game wasn’t played.
Must believe if Nick Saban and Bear Bryant had a child, that child would be the next Jesus.

Vandy: Must answer the question “do you still want Bama” properly.

Florida: Must have had at least 2 STDs. Must still support Tim Tebow’s NFL career.

Georgia: Must believe they have always been relevant despite the last 20 years. Must believe every running back in the NFL has come from Georgia.

Tennessee: Let’s face it. Nobody is pretending to be a Tennessee fan. Even the real fans are struggling with their fandom.

Missouri: Must show their latest poop swastika.

South Carolina: Cocks me st always be on your mind. (Chicken or otherwise. Either is proof).

Kentucky: Must only talk about basketball. Any mention of any other sport means that persons fandom is questionable.