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Posted on 1/29/12 at 5:42 pm to Choot em Tiger
Posted on 1/29/12 at 5:42 pm to Choot em Tiger
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I think the video is awful, but why would mizzou have butthurt towards Arkansas? I thought they beat them by 30+ a few years ago?
Mizzou does not care about arkansas.
I think part of this angst is the fact that I like to play around with the piglet faithful. I've started one freaking thread trolling their shite-bag university AFTER we were subjected to multiple days of SunHog building up callouses on his hands scouring the 'net for info on Missouri.
Hogballs has no friends, no rivals and apparently no life.
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Posted on 1/29/12 at 5:44 pm to Quantrill
Whats the over/under on this thread? I may want to place some action on it.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 6:03 pm to sasrocks
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thanks for your interest in Mizzou athletics.
:Mizzousessed:
SECr understands that Arkansas is currently gripping hard, in the death throes and about to lose their prize recruit to their big daddy to the north. They are #59 RPI in round ball, we were ranked #2 this week. But yea, they dominated the '90's just like Vanilla Ice.
They have no pro sports, no real cities, nothing to grab on to but their short dicks and losing lotto tickets. Head north so you can buy a case of PBR on Sunday, drown your sorrows and take solace in the fact we don't play you next year otherwise its 2008 Cotton Bowl Part 2. fricking douchebag losers, the lot of ya <shakes head>
Good job.
I think I have finally found the right person to subcontract my work to.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 6:42 pm to chilld28
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Dieses Video ist deutschen!
Made this up for people that know German or at least know about a good translation site.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 8:09 pm to sasrocks
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thanks for your interest in Mizzou athletics.
:Mizzousessed:
SECr understands that Arkansas is currently gripping hard, in the death throes and about to lose their prize recruit to their big daddy to the north. They are #59 RPI in round ball, we were ranked #2 this week. But yea, they dominated the '90's just like Vanilla Ice.
They have no pro sports, no real cities, nothing to grab on to but their short dicks and losing lotto tickets. Head north so you can buy a case of PBR on Sunday, drown your sorrows and take solace in the fact we don't play you next year otherwise its 2008 Cotton Bowl Part 2. fricking douchebag losers, the lot of ya <shakes head>
Fatality
Posted on 1/29/12 at 8:43 pm to Legend13
Jeebus, Gump, we got White Castle up here no Krystal burgers. They are rectum rockets, just the same.
PS White Castle Est 1921, Krystal est. 1932.
Rectal Rockets, Northern Style
White Castle, not Krystal, Beotch
No homosexual acts have been reported in any White Castle in the last 90 days, so keep your saggy ball sacks stowed. You see, us 'Yankees' dont like seeing some dumb arse's bubblegum on public display...you might end up de-nutted if you try that sorry shite up here
And we know you are coming, we can't wait for our SEC brethren to help us show the rest of these Big 12 idgits we are leaving what a real football game is like.
We welcome you all as NC's (congrats BTW, much respect) but just know you are gonna get smacked in the mouth straight away. You will get our best shot and the scoreboard may not tell the whole tale...
As to that cute little locker room speech, its kinda corny, reminds me of this....
inches
Inches will be hard fought in CoMo this year! Can't wait for the Tide to arrive!!!
PS White Castle Est 1921, Krystal est. 1932.
Rectal Rockets, Northern Style
White Castle, not Krystal, Beotch
No homosexual acts have been reported in any White Castle in the last 90 days, so keep your saggy ball sacks stowed. You see, us 'Yankees' dont like seeing some dumb arse's bubblegum on public display...you might end up de-nutted if you try that sorry shite up here
And we know you are coming, we can't wait for our SEC brethren to help us show the rest of these Big 12 idgits we are leaving what a real football game is like.
We welcome you all as NC's (congrats BTW, much respect) but just know you are gonna get smacked in the mouth straight away. You will get our best shot and the scoreboard may not tell the whole tale...
As to that cute little locker room speech, its kinda corny, reminds me of this....
inches
Inches will be hard fought in CoMo this year! Can't wait for the Tide to arrive!!!
This post was edited on 1/29/12 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 1/29/12 at 8:55 pm to sasrocks
Yeah, how many National Championships Mizzou got? And you coming to the toughest conference in college football and you think you gonna win one here? We may schedule your program for a Home Coming game! I bet we roll you by 21 in Columbia.Oh yeah where did Mizzou finish in 2011? I didn't even see you in the top 25 at least Arky finished 5th and you 49th in recruiting right now come on dude you can't come on the rant and talk shite unless your program can win Championships, "Which I don't see happening in my lifetime" Your program will be lucky to go 2-6 in conference games in 2012.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 8:59 pm to Legend13
Bla Bla Bla.
Tell you what, Gump: Mizzou finishes better than 2-6 in conference, you post a picture of your nutsack on SEC rant. deal?
Tell you what, Gump: Mizzou finishes better than 2-6 in conference, you post a picture of your nutsack on SEC rant. deal?
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:00 pm to sasrocks
As a matter of fact Mizzou's only claim to fame in 2011 was a 3 point loss to an over rated Baylor team! 
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:03 pm to oklahogjr
Can someone post a link to the Mizzou board that is in dial up era navigation mode?
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:03 pm to sasrocks
So you going home happy if you get lucky and go 2-6. Here's my suggestion take the Spring to think about things and then shut your pathetic football program down! 
Here's my suggestion take the Spring to think about things and then shut your pathetic football program down! Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:04 pm to Legend13
crickets....
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:04 pm to sasrocks
Why would a man want to see another mans junk?
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:06 pm to Hawgeye
why would a man want to lay his junk on another man? Ask a Bama fan.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:10 pm to sasrocks
U want to see his junk. U just asked for a pic
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:13 pm to Hawgeye
no I called his sorry arse out and he skee daddled like the sidewalk fan he is.
If you are horny enough to see it, go for it man, ask him now. We will go better than 2-6 easy and that's why he shite himself.
If you are horny enough to see it, go for it man, ask him now. We will go better than 2-6 easy and that's why he shite himself.
Posted on 1/29/12 at 9:14 pm to sasrocks
U asked for a pic of his junk
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