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Mike the Tiger is a Florida Boy
Posted on 10/12/19 at 9:57 am
Posted on 10/12/19 at 9:57 am
Just your annual reminder that Mike the Tiger is from Highlands County Florida. Before he was living the high life in Baton Rogue, he was drinking Busch Light in his jorts deep down on the prairie.
And since his reign started, LSU has beat Florida once, by a single point. That Florida team was coached by a man who fricked a shark. That was the Lords retribution for crimes against nature.
Now I’m not saying Mike is a secret agent, but I ain’t saying he ain’t either.
And since his reign started, LSU has beat Florida once, by a single point. That Florida team was coached by a man who fricked a shark. That was the Lords retribution for crimes against nature.
Now I’m not saying Mike is a secret agent, but I ain’t saying he ain’t either.
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Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:01 am to AshleySchaeffer
You would think they would be more thankful and respectful.
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:03 am to AshleySchaeffer
So was Patrick Peterson. I am thankful for both.
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:03 am to Go Go Gata
I’m thankful we were able to get him out of the shithole the state of Florida allowed him to be born into and that he has thrived since moving into his habitat in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:05 am to AshleySchaeffer
A "Muck" tiger from Okeechobee. Is he fast enough to catch rabbits?
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:06 am to srotaG adirolF
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A "Muck" tiger from Okeechobee. Is he fast enough to catch rabbits?
You know being from the Muck he was most likely a Florida fan.
This post was edited on 10/12/19 at 10:07 am
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:12 am to srotaG adirolF
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Okeechobee
First off, he’s on our side of the river. Okeechobee addresses spill into Glades County too. It’s ridiculous. If he was a student, he would have went to Lake Placid High.
Secondly, you’re referring to Muck City aka Belle Glade on the other side of the lake. Down there they got all the cane fields they burn and that’s where the rabbits chasing comes from. We can’t grow that up here, we have oranges and cows.
But I appreciate the enthusiasm.
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:19 am to AshleySchaeffer
This post deserves more love. Well done OP. 
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:21 am to AshleySchaeffer
Where in Highlands County?
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:34 am to UFownstSECsince1950
On the lower right near the river. I mean right on the Glades County line. Place called Wild@heart Wildlife Rescue on Rucks Dairy Rd.
This post was edited on 10/12/19 at 10:37 am
Posted on 10/12/19 at 10:45 am to AshleySchaeffer
Glad he committed to us over you.
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