re: McElwain to Mizzou

McElwain lied to the Florida administration... that will tick any administration off. There's a difference.

McElwain did not want to be here. He's a mountains and snow guy, not a beach and babe guy (unless he's with sharks).

So it makes sense to go to Mizzou. You have the Ozarks near by, his yellow teeth match your jerseys and the meth heads in Missouri.

Perfect fit. He may just be sad that he's still far from his sharks, though.