Marty Robbin’s Tribute to UTSA

Out in the West Texas town of San Antonio,
The Longhorns swaggered with arrogant pride.
Their short little coach, a dirty old swinger
Thought UT’s might would steamroll in stride.

Jonah Williams, their freshman, all brash and showboating,
Yelled at the pitchers with fiery disdain.
His bat-flips and taunts, so loud and obnoxious,
Fueled UTSA’s will to bring Texas pain.

The Horns’ lofty egos were shattered, 4-7,
That traitor’s betrayal now stung like a thorn.
Whispers of scandal, his cheating, his swinging,
Fueled San Antonio’s triumph that morn.

So here’s to the Roadrunners, kings of the diamond,
They humbled young Jonah and turncoat, it’s true.
In San Antonio’s glow, Texas’ pride hit the gutter,
God bless the male escort who’ll take Schloss’ mad screw.