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LSU is the drunk cousin
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:08 pm
who shows up at family Christmas and usually starts a fight with a different family member each year. Sure, it's a little annoying at times, but what would family Christmas be without them? Keep them around I say.
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:10 pm to bamatrader
they are the cousin Eddie of the SEC...lol
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:10 pm to bamatrader
Your the cousin that’s sleeping with our other cousin
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to roguetiger15
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Your the cousin that’s sleeping with our other cousin
Fantastic.
ETA the second bold because also fantastic job admitting that incest runs in your family.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to Jeepin_Josh
Who is ole Miss
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to Jeepin_Josh
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they are the cousin Eddie of the SEC...lol
"Shitters full!"
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to Jeepin_Josh
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This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to pankReb
frickin leave me be I’m drunk
Where’s the eggnog
Where’s the eggnog
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:11 pm to bamatrader
Who has won more nattys in football, baseball and basketball than any other SEC school since 2000
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:12 pm to roguetiger15
Fair enough. 
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:13 pm to hg
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Who is ole Miss
This is the cousin who thinks he’s cool, but he’s really just a loser. We give him attention from time to time, but it’s back to being a loser in the end.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:13 pm to pankReb
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ETA the second bold because also fantastic job admitting that incest runs in your family.
You do realize in this analogy we’re all cousins right?
You’re the cousin that’s not the smartest cousin but thinks they are
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:14 pm to bamatrader
Uncle Mickey...not drunk but literally on meth
Also we found after he died he did a ton of meth...should have noticed by how skinny he was and the sores on his but he did construction so we all figured it was from job sites....he never should have moved back to South Kentucky....was dead within a year of that move.
Also we found after he died he did a ton of meth...should have noticed by how skinny he was and the sores on his but he did construction so we all figured it was from job sites....he never should have moved back to South Kentucky....was dead within a year of that move.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:15 pm to bamatrader
Bama knows about cousins. Would have been better if you said drunk uncle. Did it to yourself.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:15 pm to bamatrader
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:16 pm to roguetiger15
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Your the cousin that’s sleeping with our other cousin
Hey, it is what it is
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:16 pm to bamatrader
Alabama actually played a pro player.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:17 pm to bamatrader
They're the drunk uncle who brings a prostitute as a date to the family Christmas.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:17 pm to LSUcajun77
Nah , he is the interior decorator with a scarf and matching pink shirt .
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:18 pm to BoarEd
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They're the drunk uncle who brings a prostitute as a date to the family Christmas.
We may be kin
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