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re: LSU about to back the tendies truck up for Elko
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:16 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:16 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
Just a belly, huh? He doesn’t have massive moobs and he isn’t sweating every single time the camera is on him is he?
Fat arse Elko
Fat arse Elko
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:16 pm to NobodyImportant
Apparently (allegedly) it is BK and SW.
He ain’t coming back to LSU.
He ain’t coming back to LSU.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:21 pm to jryanw
Him and Heupel need to take a GLP1
Otherwise they’re going to die way too young
Otherwise they’re going to die way too young
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:24 pm to UTprideofTX
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Him and Heupel need to take a GLP1 Otherwise they’re going to die way too young
100% agree. Heupel still doesn’t look nearly as bad though. Elko is 1 year older than Josh and he looks like he could be Josh’s dad. He might already be too unhealthy to get on GLP1s.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:26 pm to jryanw
Your concern is noted.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:26 pm to Wolfhound45
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Why are you asking who I am on X? That hurt baw.
I wouldn’t have if your name WAS SIMILAR!
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:34 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
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Your concern is noted.
Are you never going to answer the question? The answer is Fat Phil. It hasn’t happened since 1998.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:36 pm to jryanw
Dude, you're showing your arse in this thread.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:38 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
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Dude, you're showing your arse in this thread.
How so?
I’m right. Players don’t respect fat arse coaches. Phil only won because Tenn was backing up the Brinks trucks for recruits back then. Why are you so offended by facts? Seems like you know where this fairytale season is headed.
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:40 pm to jryanw
You're the type that probably thinks a black HC can't ever win in CFB either.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:42 pm to jryanw
I think Elko’s players respect him. You are a moron if you think otherwise.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:50 pm to NobodyImportant
They obviously do.
I just think if you’re going to work insanely hard in a high stress job, you’d want to be healthy.
If you’re investing 10s of millions into a coach, then you’d want that asset healthy
I just think if you’re going to work insanely hard in a high stress job, you’d want to be healthy.
If you’re investing 10s of millions into a coach, then you’d want that asset healthy
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:53 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
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You're the type that probably thinks a black HC can't ever win in CFB either.
Why the hell would I think that? Fat coaches are undisciplined in their personal life and struggle to hold disciplined teams for long periods of time. Why wouldn’t a black coach be able to win? Sounds like you may be projecting you’re own racism bro
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:53 pm to UTprideofTX
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I just think if you’re going to work like insanely hard in a high stress job, you’d want to be healthy. Of your Investing 10s of millions into a coach, then you’d want that asset healthy
I 100% agree.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:54 pm to jryanw
Nah. You can't be racist against yourself I don't think. Unless I'm Uncle Ruckus
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:55 pm to jryanw
Elko could stand to lose a few pounds but he’s kind of built like an NFL lineman. That fat boy can move if he wants. Seen him sprint down the sideline
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:56 pm to jryanw
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I’m about to piss off a bunch of TAMU fans but Elko feels like a Chizik like coach to me. Seems like he caught lightning in a bottle
I’m not pissed. I’m amused.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:57 pm to jryanw
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Am I wrong? Name the last coach that was that fat and unhealthy that won a championship.
Yes. How fat or how skinny you are has zero correlation with performance. Let me guess, you didn’t think jellyroll could sing until he dropped 250, right?
Maybe we can do the top 10 coaches that smoked next since that has the same level of correlation.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:57 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
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Nah. You can't be racist against yourself I don't think. Unless I'm Uncle Ruckus
Then you owe me an apology for that bullshite accusation. What a fricking ridiculous thing to say.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 11:58 pm to DrKnievel
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Yes. How fat or how skinny you are has zero correlation with performance. Let me guess, you didn’t think jellyroll could sing until he dropped 250, right?
Lots of unhealthy people can sing well. What a retarded analogy.
Now you name a HC in recent history that’s was fat and won a championship
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