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re: Little Girl bends down to take picture with Nick Sabans in Jackson

Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:44 pm to
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I don't have to listen to your suggestions, you're not my public defender.




More power to you. I just wanted to say it
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:44 pm to
Is that related to the slav squat?

Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:44 pm to
Do you have your own gravity?...because you're really fricking dense.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:45 pm to
Slav squat's tight.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:45 pm to
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short man syndrome

the c was for complex, but yeah.
I kinda figured youd understand as youd likely seen it before
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:46 pm to
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Do you have your own gravity?...because you're really fricking dense.





Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:46 pm to
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she had to bend her knees


Nick Saban isn't short. It's just the angle of the phone or camera of whomever is holding the device.

Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:48 pm to
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the c was for complex, but yeah.
I kinda figured youd understand as youd likely seen it before




I have seen it before. I'm personally 5'10. Not tall. Not short. I'm not sure how pointing out that the female in the picture was probably taller than average indicates that I'm short. Weird flex.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:49 pm to
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I'm personally 5'10. Not tall.

You've got that right, not tall at all
you realize I'm just joking right?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:50 pm to
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Not short


Whoever told you you aren't short lied. They clearly love you, but they lied.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:50 pm to
I know. I'm sorry. I am drunk. Forgive me.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:51 pm to
Bro I am one inch higher than the average. Gtfo
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:52 pm to
You're good. Truth be told I'm only 5' 11" still like to make short jokes, for all the good theyre worth
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:54 pm to
I think a lot of it depends where you live. I'm 6'3" and when I lived in Atlanta I was always the tall motherfricker in every setting. Up here in the land of the permanent winter I'm average.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:58 pm to
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Up here in the land of the permanent winter I'm average.

Really? only a few people I know from the area Im from are above 6'3". Everyone else was either about my height or a bit shorter
Must be rough being a manlet after being a giant part of your life
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/25/19 at 12:00 am to
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Really? only a few people I know from the area Im from are above 6'3".


Not to get autistic but I'm in the rural upper Midwest which is going to be different than southern Indiana. Lot of tall Scandinavian stock up here, Wisconsin has beastly O-Lines for a reason. People are just tall AF up here.

quote:

Must be rough being a manlet after being a giant part of your life


Yes and no. Buying clothes is easier.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/25/19 at 12:02 am to
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is going to be different than southern Indiana.

Im not from Southern Indiana though.

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Lot of tall Scandinavian stock up here, Wisconsin has beastly O-Lines for a reason. People are just tall AF up here.

yeah most people in Indiana have German blood, like a lot of other states.
Ironically there was 1 kid who had moved to Indiana from Wisconsin that I knew, he was really short 5' 8" at most
This post was edited on 1/25/19 at 12:05 am
Posted by DesenselessPlayer
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 1/25/19 at 12:04 am to
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Bro I am one inch higher than the average. Gtfo


This is exactly what a short person would say.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/25/19 at 12:05 am to
Ah, wherever in the Midwest but not upper Midwest you're from. Scandanavian =/= German. There are German families here, along with Hungarians and Czech, but they're all shorter and darker compared to the Swedish and Norwegians.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 1/25/19 at 12:08 am to
You guys broke Funky Tide in this one thread... :cheers"
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