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Kirby is getting old

Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:46 pm
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:46 pm
Kirby Smart is 48 fricking years old. That is almost AARP time. When he started coaching at Alabama, he was 33 years old and seemed much more vigorous and full of life.

His skin looked more alive back then, like his circulatory system was still functioning properly.

Smart's bowl cut hair looked more crisp and fluffy back in those days too. Now it seems that the bowl he uses is not as straight as it used to be and his eyes look more dull and lackluster.

I fear he is wasting his life away in Georgia and wouldn't be surprised if he feels that way too.

When Saban retires in a few days, or a week or so, as all the experts here have indicated will happen, does Smart come home to the state he was born in and learned how to coach in and enable Alabama to continue its tradition of total and complete dominance of college football?
Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
1107 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:47 pm to
Wow, that’s a lot of words
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Crimson_Chaos
Alabama
Member since Oct 2023
1488 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:48 pm to
I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:49 pm to
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Wow, that’s a lot of words


Coonasses are always, always the first ones to complain about words.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27698 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:51 pm to
Kirby looks great compared to 48 year old Elko.

Posted by Crimson_Chaos
Alabama
Member since Oct 2023
1488 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:52 pm to
Is Elko standing behind the fridge?
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Kirby looks great compared to 48 year old Elko.


Oh boy, here we go. Is an lsu fan taking a thread off-topic by talking about A&M? Could it be? Has that happened one hundred million times before or is this a new phenomenon?
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21280 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:55 pm to
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I always have a laugh


You must be very simple then
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:56 pm to
OP this feels forced but I have to admit a few lines were pretty damn funny.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:59 pm to
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I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha


Thanks, Crimson_Chaos. I appreciate your keen eye for talent and outspoken demeanor.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
1155 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:59 pm to
I gotta admit, the bowl Kirby's barber uses must be getting worn down by the scissor scrape. He should definitely get a new bowl.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:01 pm to
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OP this feels forced but I have to admit a few lines were pretty damn funny.


Let me help you rewrite that and present it in another fashion.

Prof said: Great post, Altie, keep it up.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46605 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:03 pm to
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I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha


Internet legend A Lite is the da Vinci of our time. An artist. A creator. Unparalleled genius.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15842 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:04 pm to
Troll level...5/10
Posted by iHEARTcorndogs
Island of Misfit Corndogs
Member since Oct 2023
1034 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:05 pm to
Holy crap Elko is dumpy
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:05 pm
Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
1107 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Coonasses are always, always the first ones to complain about words.


Gumps always the first to worry about a coonass
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:11 pm to
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Internet legend A Lite is the da Vinci of our time. An artist. A creator. Unparalleled genius.


Thanks, Tuscaloosa. Coming from the engine that keeps SEC Rant running, that is quite the compliment.

Posters of all persuasions here look forward to your posts to lift up the quality of the conversations. I mean that.

Kirby to Bama!
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:14 pm
Posted by LeadingTiger
In the walls of tiger stadium
Member since Aug 2022
671 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:12 pm to
Wait he’s just 48? Well, shite.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:14 pm to
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Wait he’s just 48? Well, shite.


Sure, he is an old man but, not as old as Saban.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5216 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:15 pm to
man elko is one fat son of a bitch
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