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re: Johnny Football is Arksessed

Posted on 1/23/13 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 10:21 pm to
He's playing right into our hands.

:muahahaha:





It will be a most unfortunate hunting accident.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
64558 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

He's playing right into our hands.
He's not really duck hunting with his dad. He's on an unofficial campus visit.

:transfer:
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 10:40 pm to
I can tell you this right now. JFF couldn't handle the craziness of Fayettenam.

He's got a wild streak and I've seen many many good natured church going god fearing kids turn into raving maniacs in Fayetteville.

We have Sunday liqour sales now and you can get beer in gas stations... he'd be lucky to survive 6 weeks up here.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15400 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:39 am to
quote:

We have Sunday liqour sales now and you can get beer in gas stations... he'd be lucky to survive 6 weeks up here.


You could never handle the reality of Louisiana. I could do all that and much more back in 1988, when I was 18.

Johnny Football isn't at Five Oaks. I'm betting he'll be at Wildlife Farms or at a private club.
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 6:44 am
Posted by TheBigHurt
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
2402 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:11 am to
He's probably just going to sit around the campfire telling ghost stories about getting raped by LSU's D.
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 7:13 am
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11215 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:09 am to
That probably sounded pretty funny in your head huh?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62262 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:17 am to
Duck hunting?

Lets be real here, he's there to frick your wimenzz and they are probably already lining up

Arky girls will be ducking all weekend, that's for certain. Make sure your gf brushes her teeth real good before you kiss her next time Latarian
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:19 am to
works for me, hope he knocks up about 35 of em so in 18-20 years we'll have one STAAAAAACKED as hell in-state recruiting class.
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:50 am to
quote:

He's probably just going to sit around the campfire telling ghost stories about getting raped by LSU's D.


Wrong. Ghosts tell JFF stories, and JFF KNOWS the way to Santa Fe.
Posted by John Maplethorpe
Graubünden, Switzerland
Member since Jun 2010
889 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:44 am to
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and you can get beer in gas stations


Are there any states where you can't?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:45 am to
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:16 am to
JFF doesn't use performance-enhancing drugs. Performance-enhancing drugs use JFF.
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1679 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:23 am to
Rhode Island sucks donkey balls
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25634 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 12:04 pm to
Is Dick Cheney gonna be hunting with him?
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