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re: Jake Bentley Cock Flop Fever

Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:26 am to
Posted by TrackDawg
Sugar Hill
Member since Sep 2013
999 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:26 am to
I'll be steaming this to my projector before the game for entertainment.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 11:27 am
Posted by TheHat7
Member since Oct 2015
7189 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:26 am to
Nothing wrong with trying to coax a 15 yard penalty.
Posted by Sunbeam
Member since Dec 2016
2612 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:28 am to
I wouldn't put too much weight on the wimpiness of someone based on them having a man-bag.

Seen photos of some rough looking Russian guys carrying those, the kind of dudes that look ... like they are a throwback to a more primitive version of man.
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:41 am to
Fake Bently


Manpurse Murray



Looks to me like Manpurse is way tougher
Posted by TouchdownToCauseHell
Member since Apr 2018
568 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:53 am to
Bentley is horrible against good teams. His long throwing motion gives away where he is going with the ball. Eason has a much stronger arm and better size.

The only reason y'all dumbass Scar fans think Bentley is so football smart is that big arse forehead and his daddy is a coach. Lmk when he wins a game that you really care about
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
39387 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:56 am to
Nah. Well Maybe if you are playing soccer or basketball.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Only UGA fans consider him a better pro prospect, but homer on


Whether you can find a source that sees Bentley higher than Eason isn't in question here...

You'd have to show a consensus...

IIRC Walter Football generally does a little more work (albeit with an atrocious website) on draft futures...

LINK
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Manpurse Murray



It's so much more than just his purse


Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

It's so much more than just his purse

embarrassing photos and all....still tougher than Fake Bently
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

.still tougher than Fake Bently


nuh uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYMBNJPcT50
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:57 pm to
a measly 13 yards and a cuck duck?

how about 60+ plus and taking a hit
LINK
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19374 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Nothing wrong with trying to coax a 15 yard penalty.
but at least be good at it. shite.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32120 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

how about 60+ plus and taking a hit
LINK


Connor Shaw taught him that...

LINK

LINK
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:06 pm to
SafetySam sent that video to our old (no, really old) text message group last night and my first reaction was that it kinda took the joy out of this:


But then SafetySam convinced me the above was legit. So I'm back to normal.
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Connor Shaw taught him that.


I'll have to agree with you that Shaw is tougher than Manpurse.
BUT the point here is Manpurse, yes a dude we're referring to as MANPURSE, is tougher than your current soccer cuck QB.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

how about 60+ plus and taking a hit


First, posting highlight reels against tennessee this decade...LOL That doesn't count.

Second, I've seen him running faster in the mall to pickup a purse from Belk.

Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

First, posting highlight reels against tennessee this decade...LOL That doesn't count


Hey dumbcluck, click cluck *vvvv*

LINK
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52917 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:25 pm to
That video is awesome.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Hey dumbcluck, click cluck *vvvv*

LINK




First, what you posted still doesn't count. Highlights against TENN this decade are lulz.

Second, tenn didn't play ncstate the same year for your Murray frolick highlight... So what was the point of that?!?! Really?!?! did you just mix up the years, or are you trying to hard?

Hey, Croot, when you're at Crackle Barrel and you play the golf-tee game...how many you usually leave on the board?
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Hey, Croot, when you're at Crackle Barrel and you play the golf-tee game...how many you usually leave on the board?


you said any UT team in the last 10 years so I showed you a team that had less trouble with NC St than you guys.

And Cracker Barrel...never go there but your new helmets remind me of
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