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Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:01 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
An Old Sarge thread 
Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:09 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:25 pm to Old Sarge
Jesus the Texas fans are bad…that’s a bit ridiculous. I don’t know that I’ve seen any SEC fan base that bad and some of us are pretty awful(ours included). It’s just vile filth and absurd.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:28 pm to Old Sarge
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“Privately this staff believes they can make a playoff run.”
Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:44 pm to Old Sarge
No FSU?
WTF?
WTF?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 1:51 pm to Gatorbait2008
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Jesus the Texas fans are bad…that’s a bit ridiculous. I don’t know that I’ve seen any SEC fan base that bad and some of us are pretty awful(ours included). It’s just vile filth and absurd.
This must be your first Texas meltdown, because it's usually much worse.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:16 pm to piggilicious
I can picture it now:
I suck 1 dick to guarantee an undefeated season for the Arkansas razorback football team. I sell everything I own and put it all on Arkansas to go undefeated. Vegas gives me 10,000 to 1 odds. After winning, I take my $1,000,000 and travel the country as "the man with the golden piehole" telling everyone my story.
I offer my championship services to the fan base with the highest bid. Texas A&M offers me $75 million. They don't really care all that much about the championship but they are really excited to see a dude suck a guy off. They bring me the most masculine man they can find in Texas. Oh thank God, it's a ladyboy, only about half as gay.
What they don't know is the "suck a fatty, win a natty" deal was a one-time thing. I bet the $76 million on A&M to lose their first game. Everyone believes they are going undefeated so I get million to 1 odds. A&M doesn't even practice so they lose.
I take my $76,000,000,000,000 and buy a private island and a jet. On the way to the airport I notice my limo driver is crying. I ask him what's wrong and he says "I'm an Aggie fan and we were supposed to go undefeated."
"Really?" I ask.
He says "yeah, sucks to suck, I guess."
I laugh and reply "Not always. Not always"
I roll up the partition.
I suck 1 dick to guarantee an undefeated season for the Arkansas razorback football team. I sell everything I own and put it all on Arkansas to go undefeated. Vegas gives me 10,000 to 1 odds. After winning, I take my $1,000,000 and travel the country as "the man with the golden piehole" telling everyone my story.
I offer my championship services to the fan base with the highest bid. Texas A&M offers me $75 million. They don't really care all that much about the championship but they are really excited to see a dude suck a guy off. They bring me the most masculine man they can find in Texas. Oh thank God, it's a ladyboy, only about half as gay.
What they don't know is the "suck a fatty, win a natty" deal was a one-time thing. I bet the $76 million on A&M to lose their first game. Everyone believes they are going undefeated so I get million to 1 odds. A&M doesn't even practice so they lose.
I take my $76,000,000,000,000 and buy a private island and a jet. On the way to the airport I notice my limo driver is crying. I ask him what's wrong and he says "I'm an Aggie fan and we were supposed to go undefeated."
"Really?" I ask.
He says "yeah, sucks to suck, I guess."
I laugh and reply "Not always. Not always"
I roll up the partition.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:19 pm to dbeck
I was laughing pretty hard while reading most of that
But then I remembered the whole premise of your story is you sucking off two different guys
But then I remembered the whole premise of your story is you sucking off two different guys
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:26 pm to Old Sarge
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But then I remembered the whole premise of your story is you sucking off two different guys
That is probably a slow day for him
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:36 pm to piggilicious
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:38 pm to Ice Box
Someone shop that sailing up Bevo’s arse
Posted on 9/14/21 at 2:51 pm to Old Sarge
Yeah well I'll be on my own private island surrounded by the hottest women in the world while you'll be frantically searching for your own magic dick to suck so who's gay now?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 3:46 pm to Ted2010
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Someone shop that sailing up Bevo’s arse
Somebody will eventually shop the Rice and Texas logo upside down on the side of the ship.
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