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re: Is there anyone on the Rant who is NOT a lawyer, corporate board member, etc.?

Posted on 12/7/23 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 12/7/23 at 6:35 pm to
Upon further review, I am former Navy SEAL. Yep, that 's my story...
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
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Posted on 12/7/23 at 6:35 pm to
I'm James Nasium, but you can call me Jim.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

I am an astronaut


Drawing circles around you anus does not make you an astronaut, different anus.
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
281 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 6:42 pm to
I'm a diesel fitter. Work in a women's underwear company. I'm the guy that looks over the panties and declare, "diesel fitter".
Posted by Silverback
Gumpin' ain't easy
Member since Aug 2011
4343 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:00 pm to
I'm a nobody
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4405 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:03 pm to
Digital creator...whatever the hell that is
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:04 pm to
I'm a publix bagman
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Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

quote:

I'm a bagman


ChexMix
Auburn Fan


Checks out!
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:13 pm to
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Checks out!


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121624 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:15 pm to
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I'm a nobody
+1
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
6831 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:17 pm to
I’m president and CEO of my S-corp. I’m also its only full time employee. Saved $6000 in income tax the first year I incorporated 16 years ago. It’s generally common knowledge but if you’re self-employed and not incorporated you’re a fool and giving money away (don’t take it personally, my accountant called me one too )

Now y’all can take my posts with the gravitas they deserve.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:21 pm to
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I’m president and CEO of my S-corp
me too broseph
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
6831 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:27 pm to
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me too broseph


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121624 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:32 pm to
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I’m president and CEO of my S-corp.
quote:

KingOfTheWorld
I am disappoint.
Posted by MedDawg
Member since Dec 2009
4568 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 7:58 pm to
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I work the drive thru at Sonic.


Sonic has a drive thru? Nevermind, I get DoorDash anyway.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
12353 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 8:08 pm to
I think Engineering is missing so

Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
6831 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

I’m president and CEO of my S-corp.

quote: KingOfTheWorld

I am disappoint.


I’ve been expecting five years for someone to reference my screen name, assuming it’s a personal glossing of myself or the Crimson Tide. It’s actually the name of a song about the apocalypse by my favorite band, Steely Dan. Not sure why it popped in my head when I registered but it seems appropriate now.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121624 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 8:32 pm to
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Steely Dan


Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 9:37 pm to
Drink Scotch whiskey, all night long...

And die behind the wheel!
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21157 posts
Posted on 12/7/23 at 9:57 pm to
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Is there anyone on the Rant who is NOT a lawyer, corporate board member, etc.?


Nope. And everyone on the OT is apparently a fricking doctor.
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