re: Is Smokeyone still around????

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I like making fun of dumb people by telling them why they are dumb. I'm not a perfect person.

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You're a stupid jackass. Your level of stupid is like being dead, everyone but you knows it.

You get your jollies chasing other men around Internet forums talking shite? Not much of a man in real life are you? Coward? High school dropout? Spend most of the day smoking weed and eating Twinkies?

How close am I?

I feel really bad for you. You're clearly a deeply lonely person and this place gives you something, so you just keep creating accounts each time one is banned.

Unfortunately, you're also deeply stupid, and it's why your accounts are so easy to spot.

I can let you know your tells if you'd like a better shot of flying under the radar next time.

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jonnyanony

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Do I know you?

I feel sorry for you. Apparently you think you are some kind of board policeman or Internet sleuth on an Intenet message board. You are one sad little man.

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Unfortunately, you're also deeply stupid

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Says the pathetic guy making shite up in his own little world. Get help, buddy. You need it.

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blowjobs under the desk

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or the legit Whore Trump is married to.

She can barely speak English.

Your pattern is incredibly predictable.

1. Create a new account. This is always a Vols account because you can't fathom pretending to support another team, it would be sacrilege.

2. You may do a few posts in the Rant, but most of your earlier posts are relegated to the politics board. These are generally uncontroversial. Then they start getting odd.

3. Eventually you'll start loosening up, getting angry and feisty. Then we start getting your latent homoerotica. We get classics like these:

Yellow Truck

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You suck dicks, like Barry, don't you?

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the one who used to suck dick for coke. He literally sucked off other men for coke.

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Go jack off fantasizing about Big Mike railing you in the arse.

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Cool McCool

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I hear you know about arse-raping....

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Are you aware that Diddy railed the guy in your avatar in the arse?

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I don't think you even realize how much gay sex stuff you post in this phase.

4. To compensate for this, you almost immediately move on to cuckoldry

Cooly McCool

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I'll shine your mama and your wife's arse. Let them have a real man for a change.

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Yellow Truck

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You seem to be worried about me? Want to sit in the corner and watch me service your wife? You seem like that type. She might enjoy a real man for a change.

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Sometimes it gets much weirder; once you get called out, you start celebrating Serranaux's cuckolding

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Serrraneaux must have the early shift at BK. He has you on here posting early, while he rails her fat arse. He'll have your coffee creamer ready in a minute.

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Remember you said you wanted to play stalker? Serraneaux should be done with her fat arse by now.

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I think the other UT poster was on to something when he said Serraneaux was railing your wife.

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5. By now you've been called out, wherein you start accidentally sharing details only someone who's been here years could know. You also attribute this knowledge to "long-time posters." You start countering these accusations of being an alter by calling other users alters. By now the facade has collapsed in full public view. At which point you start pretending you can fight?

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but your pussy little arse don't want it.

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A big bad Internet Gangster, aren't you? A straight up pussy in person.

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Not all of us can be badass Keyboard Warriors like you.

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So ... tips for next time. Don't do any of this. Don't re-register. Get the hint. Good luck!

He gone

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What part is projecting? You suddenly started following me around trying to hump on my leg.

Nah, I would say I nailed you pretty close.

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Posts on a forum, thinks people are following him when they reply.

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What makes you so invested in this?

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Why is what I post any of your business?

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What an odd response. I don't care what you post. I'm just wondering why you are so worked up over a thread about "another" poster. It's just....weird.

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Why are you Dawg fans such sniveling little bitches?

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And yet you are the one asking about my wife and having sex with her as I watch. You can't make this up.

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