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is Eliah Drinkwitz a mormon?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:40 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:40 pm
If so, is that better or worse than the SEC's resident scientologist Mullen?
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:45 pm to
Makes sense.

























Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:45 pm to
He's going to end up in a cult with Chad Morris and Gus within 2 years
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:47 pm to
Yes, a complete and total moron.

Oh, you said Mormon. Not sure about that!
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 5:48 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

is Eliah Drinkwitz a mormon?

Somebody check for his magic undies.



And isn't Mike Leach mormon?

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22713 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:39 pm to
Cruits with Drink chasing them...

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22713 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:41 pm to
Eli and his Cruit….

Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:47 pm to
He reminds me of the kid in school that would whack off in the stall between classes.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:48 pm to
No chance. If you’re a Mormon you can’t even have a drink in your name.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22713 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:50 pm to
Some mizzou fans are upset, need to speak to someone.... Here is a suggestion!

This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7257 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:51 pm to
No, just a dorky arse nerd and possibly a liberal wiener bandit.
Posted by Muleriderhog
NYC
Member since Jan 2015
3116 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:53 pm to
Not sure about that but he’s definitely played with another’s man’s junk at some point. Also he 100% was one of the weird fricks playing D&D in his freshman dorm lobby while everyone else was getting fricked.
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:03 pm to
"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — In 1831, Mormon founder Joseph Smith declared that the righteous would gather in Independence, Mo., to greet the Second Coming of Jesus Christ — just one of the prophecies that estranged his faith from traditional Christianity"

OH MY GOD
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — In 1831, Mormon founder Joseph Smith declared that the righteous would gather in Independence, Mo., to greet the Second Coming of Jesus Christ — just one of the prophecies that estranged his faith from traditional Christianity"

OH MY GOD



Nah we kicked them out a long time ago baw

LINK
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:17 pm to
I still haven’t seen the man. Missouri just feels like this strange yellow school we play periodically. I pay no attention to them, at all.
Posted by Utah_CUtiger
Utah
Member since Jun 2017
1703 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:06 am to
They believe the garden of Eden was in Missouri
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35811 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:13 am to
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He reminds me of the kid in school that would whack off in the stall between classes.





How would you know about that?
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32930 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:16 am to
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How would you know about that?



Poor nerdy kid bragged about it, a total fruitcake.
Posted by tkeefer
TX
Member since Apr 2004
1121 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:19 am to
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They believe the garden of Eden was in Missouri


And killed a bunch of Arkansans in the Mountain Meadows Massacre
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