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is Eliah Drinkwitz a mormon?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:40 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19429 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:40 pm
If so, is that better or worse than the SEC's resident scientologist Mullen?
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
43193 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:45 pm to
Makes sense.

























Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2714 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:45 pm to
He's going to end up in a cult with Chad Morris and Gus within 2 years
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
37041 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:47 pm to
Yes, a complete and total moron.

Oh, you said Mormon. Not sure about that!
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 5:48 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

is Eliah Drinkwitz a mormon?

Somebody check for his magic undies.



And isn't Mike Leach mormon?

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
23633 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:39 pm to
Cruits with Drink chasing them...

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
23633 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:41 pm to
Eli and his Cruit….

Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
37341 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:47 pm to
He reminds me of the kid in school that would whack off in the stall between classes.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9548 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:48 pm to
No chance. If you’re a Mormon you can’t even have a drink in your name.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
23633 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:50 pm to
Some mizzou fans are upset, need to speak to someone.... Here is a suggestion!

This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:51 pm to
No, just a dorky arse nerd and possibly a liberal wiener bandit.
Posted by Muleriderhog
NYC
Member since Jan 2015
3116 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:53 pm to
Not sure about that but he’s definitely played with another’s man’s junk at some point. Also he 100% was one of the weird fricks playing D&D in his freshman dorm lobby while everyone else was getting fricked.
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2714 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:03 pm to
"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — In 1831, Mormon founder Joseph Smith declared that the righteous would gather in Independence, Mo., to greet the Second Coming of Jesus Christ — just one of the prophecies that estranged his faith from traditional Christianity"

OH MY GOD
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3353 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — In 1831, Mormon founder Joseph Smith declared that the righteous would gather in Independence, Mo., to greet the Second Coming of Jesus Christ — just one of the prophecies that estranged his faith from traditional Christianity"

OH MY GOD



Nah we kicked them out a long time ago baw

LINK
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:17 pm to
I still haven’t seen the man. Missouri just feels like this strange yellow school we play periodically. I pay no attention to them, at all.
Posted by Utah_CUtiger
Utah
Member since Jun 2017
2716 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:06 am to
They believe the garden of Eden was in Missouri
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43406 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:13 am to
quote:

He reminds me of the kid in school that would whack off in the stall between classes.





How would you know about that?
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
37341 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:16 am to
quote:

How would you know about that?



Poor nerdy kid bragged about it, a total fruitcake.
Posted by tkeefer
TX
Member since Apr 2004
1121 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:19 am to
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They believe the garden of Eden was in Missouri


And killed a bunch of Arkansans in the Mountain Meadows Massacre
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