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re: In case LSU fans forgot Alabama is 22-5-1 in Baton Rouge since 1965

Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:41 pm to
I have more...
Here’s an excerpt from 247sports about Daniel:

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Every now and again, someone makes such a spectacular arse of himself, that we all just need to take a moment and ponder the outrageous, flawed absurdity on display. Enter the curious case of Daniel Figurelli, current aggie graduate business school student (@tamu.edu email address) and intern at PriceWaterhouseCoopers. Daniel has been creating fake UT (Texas) twitter accounts and sending racists tweets to football recruits with a #Hookem hashtag. He then re-tweets his racist tweets from his real account and talks about how racist UT fans are. To give you an idea of how disgusting he got, one of his fake twitter accounts was "****s for UT". Yes, he went there. For an example of his art, he sent this to RB, and Ohio St. Commit, JK Dobbins (and to others): Selling yourself to other schools and not coming to UT like a ****, wow. Don't be a total ****, #HookEm.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27715 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:42 pm to
Couldn't have happened to a worse poster.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5786 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:43 pm to
This makes sense now. How did he become so angry at LSU? Is it because they doxxed him first?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:45 pm to
He’s a a-hole who talks tough.... but is a little bitch. He suffers from EF-5 short man syndrome.
Posted by Vollsack
Eastern Pennsylvania
Member since Apr 2019
208 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:45 pm to
I was wondering the same thing. I notice most of his posts target LSU while simultaneously buddying up with Alabama.

I should go to bed, and I already said I would leave, but... This story is juicy. I'm interested.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:48 pm to
I’m not sure who first did it, but I know that I’d shown some of his posts to some Texas alums I work with. We all get on these message boards. Well one guy saw texag7’s posts and then began looking at his post history. After a minute or so he looked up and said, “your message board has cancer.” I literally lol’d. He then went on to explain who this jackass was, and his reputation. Well he is all that he is built up to be.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5786 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:48 pm to
Same. I didn’t understand his schtick initially. But now it kind of makes sense. I just wanna know how they did it, now.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:50 pm to
The remainder of the 247sports excerpt on Daniel and his infinite stupidity:

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That's the angle he's going for. Pretend to be a racist Texas fan and draw attention to it from his real account. Luckily, Mr. Figurelli is not particularly clever. ShaggyTexas.com users figured out who he was within minutes of his discovery. When he was getting called out on his real account, he denied... BUT ... all the twitter accounts in question immediately went private or were closed. That's quite the coincidence, if those weren't his accounts. Actually, it was pretty much a smoking gun. Taking down the accounts was the dumbest thing he could have done... he could not have more clearly demonstrated ownership than if he just admitted it. A troll account would not take down those tweets or close those accounts because some 3rd party was getting blamed for them. That would just make it more fun for the troll. He panicked and exposed himself in a flawed attempt to hide the evidence. Before he deleted them, all of his accounts were mass favoriting and retweeting all of the other phony accounts. The racist tweets, from all of his different accounts, were re-tweeted by his real account, usually within seconds. It wasn't hard to trace back to the originator. He's playing the victim on twitter, but he's a piece of shite calling underage black students **** on social media for football recruiting purposes and trying to make Texas fans look racist. Of note, Mr. Figurelli is\was following @thefunnyracist @tooracist and @DopeRacistShit on his other twitter account (@danielE63amg). Onto the pictures and additional info: @CFB_RT is one of his fakes, and it's clearly a pro aggy Twitter account. And then look what he does from it...
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21627 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:50 pm to
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So he’s the Daniel Figurelli guy mentioned in the earlier post???


Here's the thread nearly three years ago today wherein many LSU fans declared texag7 = Daniel.
LINK

Honestly I don't see it.

But Daniel Figurelli is most definitely a POS.

LINK
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:54 pm to
And last but not least, the final thing that 247 says about Daniel:

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Oh, and here's a picture of the count:



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Impersonating a fan of another school is not new, but this is a new, racist, scary low. I would hope even aggies would disavow going anywhere near this far.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 12:19 am
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:56 pm to
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This makes sense now. How did he become so angry at LSU? Is it because they doxxed him first?



I’m not gonna speak for anyone else.......

But I have been on Daniel’s arse for 2 years now. I have made fun of him, pointed out embarrassing things for him, and just layed out is facade.

I take pride in calling him out. Much like Memphisplaya being an LSU trainer, I wreck these fricking fools. Stop being assholes you idiots!!
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5786 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 11:58 pm to


I had no idea why the hell that picture kept being posted (and edited versions of it).

Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27715 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:02 am to
That's exactly how I've always pictured Daniel in my head.

A super generic pale white guy with no muscular definition to speak of with a cheap haircut and a "I come from a middle class family but think I'm important" grin, complete with a sweater vest.

Seriously, that photo is a giant cum stain on the forehead away from being a dead ringer from what I would have described to a sketch artist.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21627 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:07 am to
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But I have been on Daniel’s arse for 2 years now. I have made fun of him, pointed out embarrassing things for him, and just layed out is facade.



Do you seriously believe texag7 is Daniel?

He caught the Katy and wanted to take Tiger Fred for a ride
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:08 am to
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Seriously, that photo is a giant cum stain on the forehead away from being a dead ringer from what I would have described to a sketch artist.





He actually isn’t the biggest fraud on this site. Memphisplaya is the biggest to grace this site TBH
Posted by redbean5
Member since Jan 2008
2286 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:09 am to
K, thanks for your valued dick riding opinion.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:15 am to
Oh yeah, it’s Danielle! Lol
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16189 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:16 am to
I know right!
Type in his name on google. It will not disappoint you.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:18 am to
everytime I see this gif, I have no idea how this wasn't flagged for targeting

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No player shall target and make forcible contact against an opponent with the crown (top) of his helmet. This foul requires that there be at least one indicator of targeting (See Note 1 below). When in question, it is a foul.


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Lowering the head before attacking by initiating forcible contact with the crown of the helmet
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
7653 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:52 am to
Last year, if he played for anyone else but Bama, Foster would be ejected for that.

But instead, since he played for Bama pre 2018, he got a fist bump from the umpire.
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