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Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:35 am to Lee County Tiger
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:35 am to Lee County Tiger
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her exact quote was "no one ever knows how to do it right"
translation to girl speak = you suck at that don't ever open your mouth near that part of my body again.
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:36 am to 10888bge
That's exactly what I got out of that 
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:37 am to Rig
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You should be ashamed.
To be fair, I didn't do it tonight. She's yet to experience it from LCT.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:37 am to Lee County Tiger
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No sex tonight. We're still waiting on that for now.
But, she did give me a BJ
A true child of the 90s. Bill Clinton taught us well.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:37 am to Rig
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Only if she swallowed.
Any girl worth keeping swallows?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:37 am to Lee County Tiger
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But she's not a fan she said. Actually, her exact quote was "no one ever knows how to do it right"
Translation - she's never been with anyone worth a damn, and you need practice. Lots and lots of practice. It's a worthy goal.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:37 am to Rig
See this is why I feel so damn lucky in life. a FWB was Bi and she hooked me up with many tips, tricks and pointers. Best damn 5 months ever.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:38 am to CatFan81
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Any girl worth keeping swallows?
It's a huge plus. Just don't try and kiss me afterwards.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:38 am to Robot Santa
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A true child of the 90s. Bill Clinton taught us well.
I wonder if Monica gave Bill a High Five afterwards?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:39 am to CatFan81
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Any girl worth keeping doesn't make you take it out and finish on a rag?
FIFY
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:39 am to semotruman
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Translation - she's never been with anyone worth a damn, and you need practice. Lots and lots of practice. It's a worthy goal.
I would take it as she has been with someone who was worth a damn.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:40 am to Lee County Tiger
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I wonder if Monica gave Bill a High Five afterwards?
No but she did flick his bick :rimshot:
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:40 am to Lee County Tiger
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I wonder if Monica gave Bill a High Five afterwards?
She probably tried, and he left her hanging. Like a boss.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:41 am to Robot Santa
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She probably tried, and he left her hanging. Like a boss.
I couldn't do that to this girl. Partially because she's not my mistress
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:42 am to semotruman
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Translation - she's never been with anyone worth a damn, and you need practice. Lots and lots of practice. It's a worthy goal.
I've never had complaints.
I'll show her the light one night.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:43 am to CatFan81
quote:Uhhh yes!
Any girl worth keeping swallows?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:44 am to 10888bge
Honestly, though - I'd say a majority of guys don't do it right. They're either too impatient, and act like they're a pig at a feed trough, or else they just fumble around like it's the first time ever. If they would take a little time, pay attention to what she likes, and be patient - they'd be rewarded.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:44 am to Lee County Tiger
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I couldn't do that to this girl. Partially because she's not my mistress
And now the next time she wears a blue dress, you are going to laugh.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:44 am to Lee County Tiger
well Im out for the night. see yall later. nice meeting you semo. 
to football this weekend. Oh and frick bama and Tamu
to football this weekend. Oh and frick bama and TamuPosted on 10/19/12 at 12:44 am to Lee County Tiger
[pm:LCT] I have an e-crush on semo.. how do I go about this?[/pm]
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