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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:14 pm to
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Sorta, but not as awkward as if it were me wanking it.



Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:14 pm to
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So would you find it awkward to walk in on a girl masturbating and watch her?


Personally I would probably start touching myself....a lot.
Posted by schlow mo
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:14 pm to
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So would you find it awkward to walk in on a girl masturbating and watch her?


Whats she look like?

Who the frick am I kidding it doesn't matter
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:15 pm to
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So would you find it awkward to walk in on a girl masturbating and watch her?

I'd probably lick her butt.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:15 pm to
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Says the tossed salad man.


It's like no matter what, everyone has a trump card for me.
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:15 pm to
I have done that on accident, at summer camp, when I was 16

And at the time I passed out. The poor thing and I could never look each other in the eye.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:16 pm to
You don't find just watching(nothing else aka touching you or her) someone masturbating in a dead silent room just a tad bit awkward?
This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 10:17 pm
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:17 pm to
In college I worked part time at a grocery store. They pissed me off one night, so I went in the bathroom, jacked off and jizzed all over the floor. Probably not one of my brighter moments, but at the time it felt like the right thing to do.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:18 pm to
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You don't find just watching(nothing else aka touching you or her) someone masturbating in a dead silent room just a tad bit awkward?




not if its a girl
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by schlow mo
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:19 pm to
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They pissed me off one night, so I went in the bathroom, jacked off and jizzed all over the floor.


Thats what you did to get back at them

You should have taken your bosses lunch in there and jizzed on it, that would have been better
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:22 pm to
Guess it's just me

Calling it a night peeps, I hope you all have awkward masturbation moments tonight
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:22 pm to
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You should have taken your bosses lunch in there and jizzed on it, that would have been better


My boss slipped on the jizz later and ended up with a concussion. I did enough.























Okay I made that last part up.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:22 pm to
Have a great night MG
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:24 pm to
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Calling it a night peeps, I hope you all have awkward masturbation moments tonight




having one right now actually


later
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:24 pm to
Sweet dreams magilley!!!!!!

Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:25 pm to
Nite 4 sale
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:26 pm to
Would you let her lick your butt?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:27 pm to
Are you really masturbating? Webcam please. TIA.
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 10:27 pm to
That's a chris rock bit
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