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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Analyze That
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Analyze That
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My girlfriend caught me once... She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
Did you tell her to finish you off and make you a sandwich?
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to crimson crazy
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My ex told me the same thing. I broke up with her.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to schlow mo
He was so gross... And he had whiteheads all over his face that reminded me of what he was doing every time I saw him.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:50 pm to crimson crazy
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Y'all are about to make me put on my robe and wizard hat.
Right click, select, SAVE AS!!!!
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:50 pm to Bellabama
gross!!!
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:50 pm to Bellabama
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And he had whiteheads all over his face that reminded me of what he was doing every time I saw him.
Seriously, that is fricking disgusting
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:50 pm to OneMoreTime
Y'all are dating prudes.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:51 pm to schlow mo
I can't tell you how traumatic it was... 
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:51 pm to Bellabama
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Y'all were dating prudes.
FIFY
This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:52 pm to The Godfather
Yes ex... But she's at UTtex now and my bff told me that a sextape of her has gotten out... She was doin one of the football team.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:53 pm to crimson crazy
I can't imagine dating someone that thinks that it's cheating for me to jack it. If that's over the line, most of the shite I'd want to do to her would probably be over the line too.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:53 pm to Bellabama
She wasn't that prudish, just didn't want me to jack off I guess.
Oh well. What's in the past is in the past.
Oh well. What's in the past is in the past.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:54 pm to Bellabama
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can't tell you how traumatic it was...
Imagine how bad it ruined the poor ugly pock ridden disgusting perpetual masturbator
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:54 pm to Analyze That
Promiscuous guuurrrrllll....wherever you are....I'm all a lone, and it's you that I waaaant
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:55 pm to schlow mo
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Imagine how bad it ruined the poor ugly pock ridden disgusting perpetual masturbator
probably hasnt jacked it again since
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:55 pm to Mantis Toboggan MD
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I can't imagine dating someone that thinks that it's cheating for me to jack it. If that's over the line, most of the shite I'd want to do to her would probably be over the line too.
Seriously what if you were beating off with a belt around your neck.
I guess you could ask her to be your spot since you should never beat off with a belt around your neck without a spot.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:56 pm to Bellabama
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I can't tell you how traumatic it was...
Traumatic? You don't know the definition of traumatic.
You want traumatic? I stumbled upon a sex tape of certain members of my family while looking for a blank VHS to record a TMNT marathon...
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:56 pm to MagillaGuerilla
quote:Send it over here.
I stumbled upon a sex tape of certain members of my family
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:57 pm to The Godfather
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probably hasnt jacked it again since
Yeah right. He probably told himself that, then ended up jacking off the very next day. My senior year, my friends thought it would be funny to draw up and sign these contracts stating they would not masturbate for 90 days. I signed one, then broke the contract a week later. I was like "frick this fricking contract shite."
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:57 pm to schlow mo
I just worried he was reading this...
He should have locked the door...
He should have locked the door...
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