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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:40 pm to Bellabama
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:40 pm to Bellabama
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He was rubbing his dick on his bed, looking at my picture, which fell on the floor, and moaning my name.
Who the hell moans the name of the person they're masturbating to? What a weirdo.
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:40 pm to Mantis Toboggan MD
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When my roommate walked in on me, I looked back at him and said "come back in five minutes." Then I finished LIKE A BOSS and took a shower.
Like a boss
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:41 pm to crimson crazy
This OKC Thunder game is fricking crazy. 
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:41 pm to crimson crazy
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Who the hell moans the name of the person they're masturbating to? What a weirdo.
this
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:41 pm to crimson crazy
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This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:41 pm to Bellabama
I masturbate to your posts all the time...
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:42 pm to schlow mo
Well, I didn't care that much. We lived in a dorm too, so we shared that small room together. When I got out of the shower he was sitting on his bed eating lunch, and I just laughed at him.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:42 pm to OneMoreTime
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I masturbate to your posts all the time...
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:43 pm to OneMoreTime
Oh yeah, hit that shift key, hit it, hit it! Now Ctrl + Alt + Delete you slut...
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:45 pm to MagillaGuerilla
And her grammar is perfect. *bites lip* Belllaaaaa.... mmmmmmm....
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:45 pm to The Godfather
He's a weird dude.
And I might let a name slip out if it's the right person...
And I might let a name slip out if it's the right person...
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:47 pm to Bellabama
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And I might let a name slip out if it's the right person...
Such as your best guy friends roommate
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:47 pm to schlow mo
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Such as OneMoreTime
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:48 pm to Mantis Toboggan MD
Stroke that Space bar, stroke it. I know you want to press it. Do it, do it you dirty girl.
BACKSPACE!
BACKSPACE!
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:48 pm to Bellabama
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And I might let a name slip out if it's the right person..
I'm sorry that I've never told you my real name. Mantis probably doesn't sound very sexy when you're in the heat of the moment.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:48 pm to Bellabama
Woah
My girlfriend caught me once... She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
My girlfriend caught me once... She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Mantis Toboggan MD
Y'all are about to make me put on my robe and wizard hat.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Analyze That
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My girlfriend caught me once... She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
ex-girlfriend?
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Analyze That
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My girlfriend caught me once... She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
My ex told me the same thing. I broke up with her.
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:49 pm to Analyze That
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She got pissed and said i was cheating on her if I did that.
I send my condolences.
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