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re: I'M hoping for recruiting THREAD

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Posted by FleaMarketBill
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:22 pm to
400 BABIES!!
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:23 pm to
come on mantis, baby... This is me.

Trust me.

Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:23 pm to
Be safe Thracken.
Posted by BamaInHsv
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:23 pm to
BTW, Analyze That, 1992 bitch!
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

im out you crazy kids - got a 4am flight to catch to Aspen for business - peace out and stuff.





A place where the beer flows like wine. ... women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called....Aspen...



Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:24 pm to
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ACC fans are allowed in here? THERE goes the neighborhood.


Who?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:25 pm to
<--- C-USA BITCH

ETA: Crap, I don't have my Marco MS paint avi
This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 9:26 pm
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:25 pm to
Lol wut?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:25 pm to
Night Thracky!!!!
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:25 pm to
Lol wut?
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:25 pm to
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Well you come off as George Michael exposing himself to the Cop from YMCA during a Rickie Martin concert...in downtown San Fran...


Well you come off as Boy George sipping on Paul Reubens' cockmeat cocktail in the bathroom of a Wine and Cheese party hosted by Arsenio Hall.
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:26 pm to
My kind of stories are probably different. I've tasered my own testicles, let someone shoot me in the leg with a blow gun, had my roommate walk in on me jerking it the second day of college, and have a longer story involving masturbating and cheez-it bags.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:26 pm to
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Well you come off as Boy George sipping on Paul Reubens' cockmeat cocktail in the bathroom of a Wine and Cheese party hosted by Arsenio Hall.


HEY, Paul Reubens isn't gay
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

A place where the beer flows like wine. ... women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called....Aspen...


Okay Lloyd.....Aspen it is.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:28 pm to
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HEY, Paul Reubens isn't gay


No, he just got busted for kiddie porn in 2002.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:29 pm to
My brother used to shoot me with bee bees, I can squeal like a pig, I walked in on my best guyfriend's roommate in college masturbating to me, and my dad grew up on a cotton plantation where the neighbor was a pyromaniac, burned down the house, and later became the volunteer fire chief.
This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 9:32 pm
Posted by OneMoreTime
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:30 pm to
I'm sad atpb is gone. I'll miss it
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:31 pm to
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No, he just got busted for kiddie porn in 2002


It was mislabeled, it was Rob Lowe's sex tape...
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:31 pm to
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I walked in on my best guy friend in college masturbating to me


I'll bet that was an interesting conversation.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

My brother used to shoot me with bee bees, I can squeal like a pig, I walked in on my best gufriend in's roommate in college masturbating to me, and my dad grew up on a cotton plantation where the neighbor was a pyromaniac, burned down the house, and later became the volunteer fire chief.



I feel like I should illustrate this in MS Paint...
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