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Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:55 pm to
I can't cook... I can grill
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1207 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

I can do everything that you just mentioned, fwiw


Ride dick, give blowjobs AND COOK?

Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:56 pm to
I love moscato.

My other faves are pinot grigio and Pinot noir.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

Moscato is too fricking sweet for me.





No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

Ride dick, give blowjobs AND COOK?


And Lie, they all can lie.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Ride dick, give blowjobs AND COOK?



I am very talented.


I can clean and do laundry too.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:00 am to
quote:

I claim to be a good amateur cook.


Me too, this guy is better.

I don't know what it is, but everything he touches is delicious.

We joke that he puts his dick in it when no one is looking, and that's what makes it made with love.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:02 am to
quote:

We joke that he puts his dick in it when no one is looking, and that's what makes it made with love.



Guys saying this about another man's cooking just doesn't seem right. Just saying.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Ride dick, give blowjobs AND COOK?

Absolutely! And I'm single!
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1207 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Ride dick, give blowjobs AND COOK?

I am very talented.

I can clean and do laundry too.


Now your just making shite up.

:spank:

and let me guess.... YOU like it rough?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Guys saying this about another man's cooking just doesn't seem right. Just saying.




We aren't homophobes.
Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
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29622 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:05 am to
Hello again, people.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140885 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:05 am to
quote:

quote: Since when did vuvuzellas become the required greeting after kids name called?

Eh?


They were blowing horns in crowd tonight at the graduation I went to. My ears are still ringing.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:05 am to
quote:

and let me guess.... YOU like it rough?


Wanna know how I know you're new around here?


How old are you?
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:06 am to
Hey chilld. You big sexy Gumpalicious Gump.
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:06 am to
quote:

Guys saying this about another man's cooking just doesn't seem right. Just saying.



Outdoor grilling and smoking is a man's art, we complement each other when a job is well done.

Saying I came is slang for it was better than sex
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:06 am to
How are you doing semo?
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:07 am to
You brought out the hardleggers it seems
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:07 am to
I was talking about him saying something about his friend putting his dick in the food.
Posted by Stanky Legg
Member since Sep 2010
4052 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 12:07 am to
Good blowjobs are much easier to come across since the internet has exploded. Thanks Al Gore.

Unfortunately, good cooks are even harder to find.
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