Hugh Freeze should go to work for WWE

...I actually could see this. His signature move would be called “The Preacher” where he climbs to the top of a corner, slaps his chest looking into the crowd, then jumps arse-down on to his opponent while mimicking reading a bible. Another good one would be instead of using a foldable chair for an overhead hit, substitute with a real bible. He could even have a “speaking in tongues” finisher where he grabs the forehead of his opponent and his opponent’s eyes roll back into his head while fake speaking in tongues at Hugh’s mercy.