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re: Hey Vols, if y'all aren't busy this Saturday

Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:23 am to
I head moonshine and bologna. Where we meeting up
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:24 am to
God have mercy on State users if VOLS beat y’all in american ram style football saturday
Posted by Drebin
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:28 am to
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God have mercy on State users if VOLS beat y’all in american ram style football saturday



IF it happens I'm gonna get really drunk. Which may or may not have happened after the Auburn game.
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:29 am to
I melted bad after the Auburn game. if we lose to Tenner? God have mercy on whoever sees my posts
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:30 am to
Jeremy Pruitt does NOT lose to rotating west schools that happen to be traditional rivals of Bama.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:52 am to
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have mercy on State users if VOLS beat y’all in american ram style football saturday


If that freshman VOL QB plays like he did Saturday night then I fully expect UT to win this game.

MSU will be fielding another skeleton roster, emaciated on defense.


I liked the idea of a hot-dog eating contest instead
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Jeremy Pruitt does NOT lose to rotating west schools that happen to be traditional rivals of Bama.


Well hell, there it is. It's gonna take a miracle
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:28 pm to
let them get drunk and see who has the higher tolerance
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:30 pm to
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them get drunk and see who has the higher tolerance


would be more entertaining than the goat roping we're gonna see Saturday
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:31 pm to
maybe even a drunk tug of war?
Posted by MaroonNation
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:47 pm to
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VOLS don’t play American ram-style football anymore, but there should be a congregation of orange clad fans around the stadium to drink cold beers and do lines of blow (meth) with whilst discussing white brotherhood.


See this presents a problem because if y’all bring fans then we seem to completely forget everything about playing football and just run around grabbing the tip of our winkies trying not to spontaneously piss ourselves.
Posted by showoff
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

quote:
tackle football


Debatable.



These teams set the gold standard for missed tackles. Something we can really hang our hats on.


I fully expect the Vols to actually run the ball against State and grind out a win.

Mass hysteria reigns in Knoxville afterwards.


Vols - 27
State - 23
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:27 pm to
You all seem to be forgetting one key variable.


VOLS are 0-100 against former coaches, and it just so happens Big Game Bob (Shoop) strolling into Neyland this Saturday.


State rolls imo
Posted by MaroonNation
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:42 pm to
Joe is a giving coach though, he will give you a win because that is what he does. He just asks that you not try to figure out which eye he is using to look at you with.
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:53 pm to
I say we all just have a ginormous tailgate while the college kids have an open practice/scrimmage. They can have a combined autograph session after the scrimmage for the little ones -- mascots, posters, the works.

We'll have a drunken, combined fan-day.
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:54 pm to
sign me up. i will bring enough busch lite to drown everyone in Knoxville
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:57 pm to
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the college kids have an open practice/scrimmage


Pick 2 captains, like we used to do in the neighborhood, and have them choose teams.

Posted by sand mountainDvalues
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:59 pm to
None of the children in the Knoxville metro want the autographs of a bunch of losers
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 2:01 pm to
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Pick 2 captains, like we used to do in the neighborhood, and have them choose teams.


They'd probably do a better job than the coaches.
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 2:02 pm to
In all seriousness I am actually thinking of making the trip to Knoxvegas this weekend. recommendations?
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