Hey Tennessee

You and your Twinkie bred coach can pound sand behind a Village Inn for all I care. Speaking of which, there's a reason no one talks about hiring his Porky Pig arse.



What's it like getting duded up in busted out pumpkin orange just to lose every meaningful game in your erector set of a stadium? "Oooooh but the checkerssss" shut the blue frick up. Ain't won shite since '98 and won't win shite until 2098 (unless y'all still rebuilding, which is likely).

Very sorry, forgot about the Champions of Life Championship.



For what its worth Knoxville makes Birmingham look like Dubai and y'all's women make Waffle House cooks look like Miss USA.

Will Tenner win this game? Most likely. Pretty easy when you are playing the real life equivalent of District 5 hockey.



But imagine, if you will, the Vols losing to the Gators this Saturday night in the Swamp. A came that should be an easy W against a hospital ward coached by an interim.



Get bent, Tenner. We have and will always own you.