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re: Happy 50th birthday to Kirby Paul Smart....

Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3316 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:38 pm to
Maybe he can treat himself to a real barber for a change.
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3801 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:40 pm to
Great coach. I honestly thought he was a few years older than 50.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:00 pm to
We have more titles than does Georgia, both SEC and national.

Go sit in a corner somewhere.

And Moe from the three stooges is still 2-7 vs daddy
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
61963 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:02 pm to
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We have more titles than does Georgia, both SEC and national.


I don't know what you want from me. I said it was ok to embrace your past!


Alabama fans embrace their past more than many on this board.

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And Moe from the three stooges is still 2-7 vs daddy


And still has two National Championships since daddy's last one. Seems to be that Moe has overtaken "daddy".
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1986 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:14 pm to
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Do tell. And you base this on....what, exactly?


Being a lying cocksucker that begged out of TO call.
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2013 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:25 pm to
HBD, Kirby. Heckuva job as HC.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
61963 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:36 pm to
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Being a lying cocksucker that begged out of TO call.


Coming from a fan of the team that hired Hugh Freeze? priceless.

Tell me....can you name me one coach....one single coach that has not lied and tried to get a penalty reversed? One that has never seen a ball bounce off the turf and still claim his receiver caught the ball?

No. Your problem is he was successful.

Meanwhile your last coach was cheating on his wife with hookers. The coach before him was accused of bringing a girlfriend with him from his last job.

You'll have to excuse me if I laugh at you for saying Kirby Smart lied about a timeout call. A timeout, I might add, that we did not use.
This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 4:38 pm
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
40988 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:37 pm to
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We have more titles than does Georgia, both SEC and national.


Ok, But uga has been better overall over the a past 5 years.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13381 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:44 pm to
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Named after a vacuum for sucking so hard.


This is absolutely true:

Kirby Smart hasn't coached one season at Georgia without beating Auburn.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91436 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 6:02 pm to
Sure has. But not just Bama, all of the country.
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
4667 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 6:27 pm to
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Maybe he can treat himself to a real barber for a change.



Why don’t you offer your obvious salon expertise
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
853 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 6:47 pm to
He has no hair.
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
4667 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:10 pm to
So it’s actually a jealousy thing
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:49 pm to
On this momentous occasion for many Georgia Bulldog fans, it is a time of thanks and remembrance in honor of the state of Alabama and the Crimson Tide football team.

Kirby Smart, Bowlie Head to his friends, was born in the sweet embrace and warm, sticky bowels of the city of Montgomery, Alabama. His first few years in this city gave him his competitive spirit and championship attitude.

As an adult, he bounced from job to job, here to there, never finding a home for more than a season until Nick Saban called him home to the state of Alabama.

At Alabama, for the better part of a decade, he assisted the greatest man to ever coach football and learned from him as Plato learned from Socrates or as Alexander the Great did from Aristotle.

As the student turns 50, and the master has retired, just about every Bulldog fan in the United States bows down their heads in reverence to Alabama, the state, and the Crimson Tide team for mentoring Smart and gift wrapping this Bama Man for them to have as their very own.
This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 7:50 pm
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