Great (Rocky Top) Fillin' Station Hold Up

With apologies to Jimmy Buffett:

We pulled in to the regular pump
Feelin' quite at ease
Out way past our curfew
Doin' as we pleased
We jumped out in our Hoodies
With my trusty pellet gun
We said boys this is a hold up
Keep your mouths shut and don't run

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers

The young punks had no money
They were broke as they could be
But JJ got some cashew nuts
And now we're on TV
Feeling we had pulled
The dumbest heist of our young years
It's 4th and 10
Lane, let us in
Lord knows we'll miss the cheers

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers

We were sittin' in the Prius
With pretty sweet Marie
Loading up the grinder
With the last bit of our Weed
They roughed us and they cuffed us
And they took us off to Jail
Our picture's on the Sports Page
And the caption says BIG FAIL

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers


And it's
Good Bye Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee