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re: Gotta say, Texas posters aren't hated by me the way I thought they'd be.

Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:52 am to
Posted by Bobby Jimbo
Member since Jan 2020
797 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:52 am to
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It feels good knowing that you just admitted that you will live and die without ever seeing your pathetic reject school ranked No. 1
Not what I said, but that's okay. Everything I needed is in writing. I have bookmarked the post.

Goodluck!
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:53 am to
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So many words to say nothing at all
^^^the average a&m reading comprehension, folks

It clearly says that Texas is CURRENTLY ranked in a position that every aggie on this site will live and die without seeing their team ranked in the same spot

Holy frick that’s sad
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:54 am to
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Not what I said, but that's okay
You said “feels great” knowing that Texas a&m will never in your lifetime be ranked what Texas is CURRENTLY ranked. I mean, you literally responded to that exact question with those exact words

Holy frick, no wonder you were rejected
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5255 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:55 am to
Before they joined I assumed the Aggys would be obsessed with whorns but so far it seems like way more post from the whorns about aggys. Maybe they are equally wierd?
This post was edited on 9/19/24 at 1:38 pm
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
8604 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:57 am to
You’re projecting. Some intrinsic need to make a definitive statement about the future of A&M football.

Don’t know why, but whatever is going on is going to be ok.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7046 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:02 am to
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I was an auto-admit and chose A&M.


And here you are on a football forum. You spend 4 years of your life at A&M and you spend your entire life pulling for a losing football team with no legacy or tradition.

You chose wrong, or else you are just here passing time.
Posted by theballguy
tMoral compass of poliboard
Member since Oct 2011
19343 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:04 am to
With you 100% HRV before this ....

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Alabama posters: They still think Nick Saban benefitted by being around them



Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:06 am to
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You’re projecting. Some intrinsic need to make a definitive statement about the future of A&M football.
No need, just reminding you pathetic rejects of your futility.

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Hence, if your football team hasn’t been No. 1 in almost 70 years, there’s a pretty good shot they won’t be the next 70 years (especially when they’re known more for being app state’s bitch than anything)

It’s just common sense
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Don’t know why, but whatever is going on is going to be ok.
Tell that to BobbyJimbo. He literally just admitted to a&m never being No. 1 in football for his entire life. Lot to look forward to, ags!
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7046 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:09 am to
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I'll have those upvotes now everyone


Considering Texas is just one out of 16 teams, I'm surprised your upvotes and downvotes are equal.

Don't worry, Aggie will get out an all-points bulletin for all to sign up here and down vote. Probably posted on every kiosk as I type.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4704 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:11 am to
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Can somebody please explain the Star Wars thing to me? I’ve asked at least two dozen times and every aggie is too terrified to tell me


You want to go down this road? It should be fun demonstrating to everyone else on the rant just how stupid you are and how stupid you think everyone else is. Sorry for the essay everyone else but feel free to read or just skip on by.

xwing, matts el rancho, shea vinnerbush, kenny loftin, and archie are all the same guy. XWing @Aliciousness last post was on 2/17/23 when you got perma-banned for making fun of my wife who died three years ago from cancer. matts el rancho logged on on 5/8/23 and last post was 8/12/23. shea shaveshisbush was created on 9/3/23 and last post on 4/18/24. Then you thought you were being clever and created kenny loftin and archibald on the same day, 4/20/24. Coincidence? I don't think so.

You and your alters I have listed are the only posters on this site to use the word "phallic".

You and your alters are the only ones who use the phrase " I graduated from a school you couldn't get into" or some variation of. I don't think there are many on here that actually believe you actually attended much less graduated from UTrans.

You and all of your alters are the only ones on this site to use the phrase "what would your wife think" when I post photos from the Great Dildo Parade of 2016. You know, the photos of a bunch of teasips waving dildos around and pretending like they are sucking them.

You and all of your alters and possibly monsusta are the only ones on this site who post about draggieland. I am not sure if you are upset you can't get tickets or what but you like to talk about it.

You and all of your alters love to post emoticans at the end of each sentence. There are a few others on here that do it as well but you and all of your alters do it all the time.

After spending five alters trying to downplay the Great Dildo Parade of 2016, you have suddenly started posting pictures of snowman dicks. I can't imagine what you had to google to find those. Does your boyfriend know you keep snowman dildo pics on your computer. What does your boyfriend think?

Everything on here is fact. There is a search function on this site if anyone cares to check it out. Sorry for the essay.


Poor xwing/.../archie, just not nearly as clever as he thinks he is.



Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
8604 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:17 am to
So why is it your responsibility to remind as you call it - pathetic rejects of their futility?

What’s it to you if people got accepted to but chose not to attend Texas?

Curious of the psychology behind why you’re so invested in this cause.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7046 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:23 am to
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XWing @Aliciousness last post was on 2/17/23 when you got perma-banned for making fun of my wife who died three years ago from cancer


Come on, no way that happened, man.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2429 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:25 am to
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Texas A&M posters: pathetic whiners


Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:29 am to
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Buster83
Holy fricking essay

I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about, and I’m sure if I were to ask you for proof you would fail to produce any, but you need to get some help, man. Seems like that poster lived a little too rent free in your head
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XWing @Aliciousness last post was on 2/17/23 when you got perma-banned for making fun of my wife who died three years ago from cancer
0.0% chance this happened. If you have the exact dates, then it should be relatively easy to dig up proof of this. We know you won’t, though
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Kind of
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6318 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:30 am to
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Things could change in an instant, but so far, the Texas posters seem like a good bunch of folks

Texas has exactly two good folks on this site: Hook 'em Horns and BigBro.

Two semi-decent: MtVernon and TexasonTop (Maybe).

The rest are awful. Monsusta, Archibald, GatBoilerPickleDoc, just to name a few.

Gotta say, Harry Rex Vonner isn't liked by me the way I thought he'd be.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:30 am to
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So why is it your responsibility to remind as you call it - pathetic rejects of their futility?
Never said it was my responsibility. Just funny to watch yall start weeping whenever I do
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What’s it to you if people got accepted to but chose not to attend Texas?
Nothing. It’s just funny to watch y'all clearly lie about it
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Curious of the psychology behind why you’re so invested in this cause.
Because, nobody throws temper tantrums more than you rejects
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:32 am to
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The rest are awful
Thanks for letting us know we’re hurting your feelings also, it’s ironic you of all people are talking about “terrible posters” when your own fanbase has said they’d rather see a&m lose to Texas if it meant you being banned for a year
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GatBoilerPickleDoc
Youre even stupider than I thought if you actually think this guy is a Texas fan
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6318 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:33 am to
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when your own fanbase has said they’d rather see a&m lose to Texas if it meant you being banned for a year

Oh, really? I'm pretty sure that's not what he said.

He was looking for an upside, and he got it. If we lose, I'm gone. If not, what he really wants to happen (an A&M victory) will happen.

You're so stupid, dude.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7046 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:35 am to
You guys can keep having your exchanges about dildos and draggies and whatever... but I hate to tell you... welcome to our world.

Man if you can't tell by my handle, I live in a very small country town. Guess what I saw in a local convenience store yesterday? Let's just say an interesting couple.

It's everywhere, we just gotta live our lives and do what we see fit, and wait for the Good Lord to make the adjustments.

Confession - I was married before I went to college. When we got to Austin, every now and then I would see a decal on cars that I figured must be some local business or local thing of interest. My wife told me what it meant.

Up until that time in my life, I thought it was all just an insult - not a reality! Hell, in high school we would say you damn fig!! I just didn't think it was actually a real concept.

Anyway, no need to trade barbs over it these days I wouldn't think.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:35 am to
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Oh, really? I'm pretty sure that's not what he said.
As soon as you offered a ban bet, an aggie immediately responded and said “someone please take this”. The fact that you immediately knew exactly what I was referencing seems like you agree with me on what happened
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He was looking for an upside, and he got it
So your own fanbase thinks you leaving is an upside. Glad we agree
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You're so stupid, dude.
Dude, you couldn’t even get into A&M and they almost let in 2/3 of all applicants
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