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re: Give a few words about each SECr fanbase
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:17 pm to TheSandman
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:17 pm to TheSandman
Alabama- Best football program in the NCAA, but we own that t-town scoreboard from our first visit EVER (I just can't imagine that we never played in Tuscaloosa before 2012). Yellowhammers!
Arkansas- Officially: frick YOU, HOGS. Unofficially: Y'all are alright. Scoreboard, by a gazillion. Toothpicks.
Auburn- War Damn Eagle, except when we are playing. Then, War Damn Buzzard, but y'all are cool. Yellowhammers.
Florida- Best fight song in the SEC. frick you, though. Gofers.
Georgia- Good fans. Good school. Good program. But, frick you too, Goober Grabbers.
Kentucky- frick you for taking BCG. Ha ha ha for taking BCG.
Corn Crackers.
LSU- frick you. Bring the hate. But, y'all are cool to party with. Swamp Kitties (Tigers).
Mississippi State- I love the grind. Some funny shite.
Sand Lappers.
Mizzou- Ruffians.
Ole Miss- Best tailgate in the motherfricking universe. Hot arse walking around everywhere. Coach Freeze is the real deal. frick you, Sand Lappers.
South Carolina- You love cocks. Y'all would fit in at A&M.
frick you too, Rice Birds.
Tennessee- Everything about UT is cool, except the ugly colors and Rock Top played 400,000,000 times. I like the state. Davey Crockett was a badass. But frick you too, Hog Drovers.
Texas A&M- Gay group butt sex and jizz jars. frick us Cowboys too (in the arse where we like it).
Vanderbilt- Impressive run this past year. It's tough being a private school full of nerds, but you guys have managed pretty well. I look forward to seeing you guys in the fall at Kyle. Until then, frick you too, Hog Drovers.
Arkansas- Officially: frick YOU, HOGS. Unofficially: Y'all are alright. Scoreboard, by a gazillion. Toothpicks.
Auburn- War Damn Eagle, except when we are playing. Then, War Damn Buzzard, but y'all are cool. Yellowhammers.
Florida- Best fight song in the SEC. frick you, though. Gofers.
Georgia- Good fans. Good school. Good program. But, frick you too, Goober Grabbers.
Kentucky- frick you for taking BCG. Ha ha ha for taking BCG.
Corn Crackers. LSU- frick you. Bring the hate. But, y'all are cool to party with. Swamp Kitties (Tigers).
Mississippi State- I love the grind. Some funny shite.
Sand Lappers. Mizzou- Ruffians.
Ole Miss- Best tailgate in the motherfricking universe. Hot arse walking around everywhere. Coach Freeze is the real deal. frick you, Sand Lappers.
South Carolina- You love cocks. Y'all would fit in at A&M.
frick you too, Rice Birds. Tennessee- Everything about UT is cool, except the ugly colors and Rock Top played 400,000,000 times. I like the state. Davey Crockett was a badass. But frick you too, Hog Drovers.
Texas A&M- Gay group butt sex and jizz jars. frick us Cowboys too (in the arse where we like it).
Vanderbilt- Impressive run this past year. It's tough being a private school full of nerds, but you guys have managed pretty well. I look forward to seeing you guys in the fall at Kyle. Until then, frick you too, Hog Drovers.
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Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:20 pm to KaiserSoze99
I'm so glad your avi and sig privileges were taken away
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:21 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Texas A&M- Gay group butt sex and jizz jars. frick us Cowboys too (in the arse where we like it).
I knew y'all were fricked up
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:22 pm to undecided
Alabama- TBH seem alright to me.
Arkansas- Trolls with a pervasive and expansive inferiority complex.
Auburn- Pretty cool overall...but I haven't experienced them when they win.
Florida- Generally annoying.
Georgia- Pretty cool.
Kentucky- Seem like outsiders.
LSU- Fun to party with. Will be a much better rival than Texas.
Mississippi State- Seem alright to me.
Mizzou- Pretty rad.
Ole Miss- Annoying combined with irrelevance.
South Carolina- Pretty cool.
Tennessee- I can relate.
Vanderbilt- Who gives a shite.
Arkansas- Trolls with a pervasive and expansive inferiority complex.
Auburn- Pretty cool overall...but I haven't experienced them when they win.
Florida- Generally annoying.
Georgia- Pretty cool.
Kentucky- Seem like outsiders.
LSU- Fun to party with. Will be a much better rival than Texas.
Mississippi State- Seem alright to me.
Mizzou- Pretty rad.
Ole Miss- Annoying combined with irrelevance.
South Carolina- Pretty cool.
Tennessee- I can relate.
Vanderbilt- Who gives a shite.
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Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:24 pm to lightbulbz
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Auburn- Pretty cool overall...but I haven't experienced them when they win.
Shoot, even in 2010 we weren't doing as much shite-talking as we were having to deal with all the crap we were taking about Cam and Fairley
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:38 pm to TheSandman
Alabama- Y'all are like Yankees fans. Everywhere you look you see the script A.
Arkansas- A lot more tolerable after your shitty season. But before that, my god.
Auburn- West Georgia. We get along, generally speaking.
Florida- I hate you on the interwebz. I hate you on gameday. The ones I know in real life are actually decent human beings. But I still hate you.
Kentucky- The Alabama fans of basketball. They've always been decent, though.
LSU- Fun to tailgate with. Met some cool ones in Athens the last time we played.
Mississippi State- The one guy I know who went there is actually smoking hot.
Mizzou- They're fine, I guess.
Ole Miss- Oxford was the most fun away game I went to outside of WLOCP
South Carolina- They really really hate us, apparently. I'm pretty indiffrent toward them.
Tennessee- Lived in Knox for 18 months and while the city sucks, most of them were nice.
Vanderbilt- Shittiest alumni by far in terms of support for the school.
ATM - No experience with them at all. I'm just happy we don't have to play JFF. He's fun to watch, though.
Arkansas- A lot more tolerable after your shitty season. But before that, my god.
Auburn- West Georgia. We get along, generally speaking.
Florida- I hate you on the interwebz. I hate you on gameday. The ones I know in real life are actually decent human beings. But I still hate you.
Kentucky- The Alabama fans of basketball. They've always been decent, though.
LSU- Fun to tailgate with. Met some cool ones in Athens the last time we played.
Mississippi State- The one guy I know who went there is actually smoking hot.
Mizzou- They're fine, I guess.
Ole Miss- Oxford was the most fun away game I went to outside of WLOCP
South Carolina- They really really hate us, apparently. I'm pretty indiffrent toward them.
Tennessee- Lived in Knox for 18 months and while the city sucks, most of them were nice.
Vanderbilt- Shittiest alumni by far in terms of support for the school.
ATM - No experience with them at all. I'm just happy we don't have to play JFF. He's fun to watch, though.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:43 pm to TheSandman
Alabama- Cocky but rightfully so. Have no reason to cry and complain about anything yet still does.
Arkansas- tFlagship used to be annoying...when they mattered.
Auburn- decent crowd, nothing against them.
Florida- SECr fanbase surprisingly better then normal fan base, plus I can't see you wearing jorts on the internet.
Georgia- Alabama bark with a Georgia Bulldog bite. A bite that once bitten only requires Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle band aids.
Kentucky- meh. SC sucks at basketball so I can care less their opinion on matters.
LSU- most are decent, fun to be around. Problem is never known a more spoiled fanbase.
Mississippi State- Grinding was funny when they thought they were good. Grinding is now extremely funny now that we know they aren't.
Mizzou- Newbs. Not bad thus far but quit bringing up the BIG12. Not cool and no one cares about Kansas.
Ole Miss- Quickly becoming the 2013 version of Mississippi State. Won a few games and all of the sudden start talking crap. It's cute now but we'll see if it sticks.
A&M- Male cheerleading will never be cool so I just can't accept a fan base that's ok with it. Sorry. JFF is fa realz though.
Tennessee- Actually feel sorry for them. I look at them like I look at Ric Flair. At one time, they were elite but now it's just sad to watch them try and regain prominence or even be relevant.
Vanderbilt- Cute little engine that could except they can't and never will. You guys are nerds though and I mean that in a good way.
Arkansas- tFlagship used to be annoying...when they mattered.
Auburn- decent crowd, nothing against them.
Florida- SECr fanbase surprisingly better then normal fan base, plus I can't see you wearing jorts on the internet.
Georgia- Alabama bark with a Georgia Bulldog bite. A bite that once bitten only requires Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle band aids.
Kentucky- meh. SC sucks at basketball so I can care less their opinion on matters.
LSU- most are decent, fun to be around. Problem is never known a more spoiled fanbase.
Mississippi State- Grinding was funny when they thought they were good. Grinding is now extremely funny now that we know they aren't.
Mizzou- Newbs. Not bad thus far but quit bringing up the BIG12. Not cool and no one cares about Kansas.
Ole Miss- Quickly becoming the 2013 version of Mississippi State. Won a few games and all of the sudden start talking crap. It's cute now but we'll see if it sticks.
A&M- Male cheerleading will never be cool so I just can't accept a fan base that's ok with it. Sorry. JFF is fa realz though.
Tennessee- Actually feel sorry for them. I look at them like I look at Ric Flair. At one time, they were elite but now it's just sad to watch them try and regain prominence or even be relevant.
Vanderbilt- Cute little engine that could except they can't and never will. You guys are nerds though and I mean that in a good way.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 4:46 pm to TheSandman
General consensus- Auburn fanbase staaaaaaaaaaacked
You know the rest
You know the rest
Posted on 2/22/13 at 5:22 pm to Nortizzle
SECsys fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 5:29 pm to lightbulbz
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lightbulbz
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Kentucky- Seem like outsiders
Coming from an Aggie...lulz
Posted on 2/22/13 at 5:40 pm to Gamecox20
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Kentucky- meh. SC sucks at basketball so I can care less their opinion on matters.
How much less can you care?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 5:42 pm to lightbulbz
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Kentucky- Seem like outsiders.
We're one of the original SEC teams bitch. Deal with it.
Outsiders? You don't have cheerleaders. Every other SEC school does. Who are the outsiders again?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 5:45 pm to CatFan81
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Give a few words about each SECr fanbase
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Kentucky
Ashley Judd used to be attractive.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:26 pm to CrimsonFever
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Ashley Judd used to be attractive.
Fair enough
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:34 pm to sorantable
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I flame way too effectively. They don't all flame AT MY LEVEL.
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I flame way too effectively. They don't all flame AT MY LEVEL.
You are the best.
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