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re: fck it, prediction time: Texas vs Alabama (week 2)
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:21 pm to ColoradoAg
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:21 pm to ColoradoAg
Is this all you do? Go on about Texas? This is like hearing fat girls talk about western beauty standards now.
When do you become self aware and embarrassed?
When do you become self aware and embarrassed?
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Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:28 pm to Dalosaqy
He will disappear once Bama covers the spread and puts UT fans back in their place
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:30 pm to ColoradoAg
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ColoradoAg
I'm all for some good rivalry shite talking but this is unhealthy man. You spew nonsensical hatred 24 hours a day, did Case McCoy rawdog your ugly arse wife or something?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:31 pm to off_season
This thread is about Texas. So the subject fits. I will comment on any team, from LSU to Texas, Oklahoma, A&M. You don’t like it? Don’t read it?
Nobody is forcing you to do so
Nobody is forcing you to do so
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:44 pm to ColoradoAg
I lurk 10 months out of the year and know that when I see a Texas thread. You will be spewing verbal diarrhea in effort to sooth your burnt orange hemorrhoids.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:45 pm to Comancheria
Case just filmed the raw dogging.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:45 pm to TrNabs
How many times has Saban lost by this margin in the last 15 years? 
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:48 pm to TrNabs
Texas 21
Bama 17
Bama 17
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:50 pm to vuvuzela
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Texas 21
Bama 17
I don't like what you're doing here
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:50 pm to vuvuzela
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vuvuzela
I really enjoy your music.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:54 pm to TrNabs
quote:Lol
Texas - 35
Alabama - 17
More likely:
Texas- 3
Bama- 35
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:14 pm to ColoradoAg
She's at it again. Bitch it's a full time job calling out your red headed step child delusion.
He was a 19 year old FR last year, same as Weigman.
Top 5 OL unit in the country, 5 returning starters and will rotate 8 players.
RS Soph with 7 TD's avg 6.7 yards per carry
#2 TE prospect in '24 NFL draft
Top 10 units in the country
- A JR w/21 TD's
- Another JR transfer from Georgia.. you may have heard of him, AD Mitchell
- SR w/ 23 starts
-A 3rd teamer with 12 TD's in 19 Games Played
Texas ZERO FR staters
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Ewers has never produced as a 5*
He was a 19 year old FR last year, same as Weigman.
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You have one good OL in Banks
Top 5 OL unit in the country, 5 returning starters and will rotate 8 players.
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Your RB is completely unproven and a true freshman.
RS Soph with 7 TD's avg 6.7 yards per carry
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Your TE should have been a DE
#2 TE prospect in '24 NFL draft
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Your receivers are all unproven, and one of them is also a freshman.
Top 10 units in the country
- A JR w/21 TD's
- Another JR transfer from Georgia.. you may have heard of him, AD Mitchell
- SR w/ 23 starts
-A 3rd teamer with 12 TD's in 19 Games Played
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Guess what talented freshmen get you in the SEC? 5-7
Texas ZERO FR staters
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:42 pm to BurntOrangeMan
Holy shite, I didn't know Texas had it like this, this year.
Did you drop your drawers to shite all over this ag or did you just pull one leg of your shorts to the side and blast a shart on him before he had time to think?
Did you drop your drawers to shite all over this ag or did you just pull one leg of your shorts to the side and blast a shart on him before he had time to think?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:47 pm to off_season
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Did you drop your drawers to shite all over this ag or did you just pull one leg of your shorts to the side and blast a shart on him before he had time to think?
I think it's a chick actually, or did I just assume that from his/hers effeminate, emotional and illogical posts?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:50 pm to BurntOrangeMan
We better ask it's gender.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:52 pm to TrNabs
Bama 38
Texas 34
Texas 34
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:56 pm to off_season
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We better ask it's gender.
It's a bitch either way you slice it.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:17 pm to BurntOrangeMan
I love the Texas fans thinking they’re walking into a night game at BDS and winning by 2-3 TDS ??
Posted on 8/24/23 at 11:47 pm to tider04
There's no way we win by 2-3 TDs those people are delusional... we win by 4-5 easy.
Seriously, Jalen Milroe?
Seriously, Jalen Milroe?
Posted on 8/25/23 at 12:29 am to HighTide_ATL
quote:Alabama must have some super secret rating system higher than a 5*.
Bama has a higher rating at every single position though (including QB and WR), and there's really nobody on TX's starting roster at RB/OL/DT/DE/LB/CB/S I'd trade Bama's current starters for.
Not a single one.
Kelvin Banks, 5* LT, went against 4 NFL 1st Round draft choices last year, including #3 pick Will Anderson, and gave up ZERO sacks. Granted, he was a true freshman out-playing full grown men, but he might improve his 2nd year.
Most of y'all are reading from an old script, as Texas had 2 DL drafted last year and will probably have 3 drafted this year.
Sark has turned over the roster and Texas has its best roster in 15 years, including a full toolbox for his offense. Gonna be a fun one to watch.
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