re: Don't IM without protection. It's a Slippery Slope.

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Do those kids just grow up completely sheltered all through high school???

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They're the kids out at bars, usually with girls, and they're wearing brand new sperrys, have costas hanging around their neck, either wearing a guy harvey shirt, polo, or oxford, and pfg's.



They get handed a shot, and they ask what it is, then have this look of hesitation on their face, because it's not a straight shot of whiskey like they've had at their awesome house parties back in high school.



Not gonna lie: I'd price gouge the shite out of those mother frickers

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That southern Baptist parking lot
Is where Id go to smoke my pot
Sit there in my pickup truck and pray
Staring at that giant cross
Just reminded me that I was lost
And it just never seemed to point the way

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Great song.

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Not gonna lie: I'd price gouge the shite out of those mother frickers

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Charge them 7 dollars for a little liqueur and a bunch of mixer?

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Not gonna lie: I'd price gouge the shite out of those mother frickers

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Don't do it to the short blonde kid

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Fakes kind of suck. Real IDs are the way to go.
I just don't know anyone that looks like me

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They don't have to look like you. They just need to be roughly the same height and weight and have a similar haircut.

What freshmen don't know is the number one rule of drinking at a bar. TIP WELL. If you tip well, they WILL take care of you. Same for restaurants, particularly when they know the ID isn't yours. If they know you tip, they'll let it slide. I never don't get served for this very reason. I tip very well.

You don't need anyone who looks like you.When I was 18 I took my cousin's birth certificate and SS card to the courthouse and acted like I was him, told them I'd lost my license and got one made with his name and SS number and everything on it and my picture, said I was 22.Used it til I turned 21.

This was back in like 2001 when I had it made so not sre if you can still do it or not, I imagine you can.

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Fakes kind of suck. Real IDs are the way to go.

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I had a fake ID and a few genuine ID's. My fake ID supposedly came from the great state of Louisiana. It was me on the fake ID but it looked...somewhat sketchy.

The problem with the real ID's was either:
- I looked nothing like the guy on the ID; or
- I looked similar in physical appearance, but the height listed was waaaaay off.

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frick no. I have had plenty of Kentucky Gentleman or Heaven Hill and Coke before though.

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That's exactly what this kid had too



I'm sure it was the best Jack and Coke he ever had thought

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What freshmen don't know is the number one rule of drinking at a bar. TIP WELL. If you tip well, they WILL take care of you. Same for restaurants, particularly when they know the ID isn't yours. If they know you tip, they'll let it slide. I never don't get served for this very reason. I tip very well.

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Like I said....my fake ID said Alexander Hamilton on the front of it. I spent a little extra, but I never had anyone hassle me over an ID.