DaBama's true road record '24-'25

Greetings corncob connoisseurs, Dunkaroo debutants, and plain ole tailored white trash,

Looking at the numbers, aight, Alabama the past two years has been mediocre at best on the road, aight. Aight so take a look at this:

6-4 the past two seasons in road games. Aight that's not including the Outback Bowl L or the SEC Championship arse whooping this year.

And don't forget, aight, that Oklahoma and Jackson Arnold plowed through Alabama last year at Gaylord, aight, nonstop.

Aight, so Alabama, aight, needs to buckle up if they want to compete. How? I don't know, aight, so quit asking.

TLDR version: put money on the Sooners, aight.