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re: Chip, Gruden and Coach O walk into a bar...
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:20 am to I Bleed Garnet
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:20 am to I Bleed Garnet
Saban passed right under.
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:31 am to I Bleed Garnet
They are greeted by Kevin
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:37 am to I Bleed Garnet
Coach O - I just got time for one drink. I got a team to go coach. You guys still going to be here after my practice is over?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:00 am to airfernando
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Saban passed right under.
Saban is on a recruiting visit
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:17 am to I Bleed Garnet
Coach O shows them his binder and they both laugh .
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:22 am to I Bleed Garnet
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Chip, Gruden and Coach O walk into a bar...
McElwain is already in the bar, (unsuccesfully) hitting on an OT 3.
Bert is in the bathroom getting a blumpkin from an OT 9.
Sumlin just fell off his barstool and took out a cocktail waitress.
Chip is visibly uncomfortable and cries wee wee wee all the way home.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:13 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Gruden orders a Corona and flirts with a 10/10, eventually coercing her to offer him sex, but ultimately goes home to Stacy.
O orders seven Redbull Vodkas and shows the bartender his binder. With the combined rush of caffeine and alcohol, he stands up on the bar and rips his shirt off. The bartender ultimately offers him an unlimited supply of Redbull-Vodka because nobody else wants it.
Chip goes to the corner by himself and plays on the PacMan arcade machine with a Sprite in his hand.
O orders seven Redbull Vodkas and shows the bartender his binder. With the combined rush of caffeine and alcohol, he stands up on the bar and rips his shirt off. The bartender ultimately offers him an unlimited supply of Redbull-Vodka because nobody else wants it.
Chip goes to the corner by himself and plays on the PacMan arcade machine with a Sprite in his hand.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:15 pm to I Bleed Garnet
they then made a toast congratulating themselves for never having coached at that blackhole known as South Carolina football.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:33 pm to I-59 Tiger
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they then made a toast congratulating themselves for never having coached at that blackhole known as South Carolina football.
we didn't lose to Troy
(that's how that works right?)
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:37 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Being Coach O is only one of them that has won a college football game in the last 5 years, Gruden buys Chip and himself a beer and Coach O a diet coke because he doesn't drink any longer.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:45 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:46 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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Chip, Gruden and Coach O walk into a bar...
"OW!!"
"OW!!"
"YAW!!"
Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:46 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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Coach O
lol, can't believe someone hired him
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:24 pm to agswin
quote:fify
I thought it was a bar, not a buffet
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:25 pm to I Bleed Garnet
quote:or won anything.
we didn't lose to Troy
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:27 pm to animalcracker
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or win anything
2010 East champs, WBB National title and CWS
NEXT QUESTION
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:43 pm to I Bleed Garnet
quote:that wasn't a question but
NEXT QUESTION
at the response. So like i said nothing. 
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:58 pm to animalcracker
All three set down at one end of the bar and Coach O ask the bartender for a shot glass and takes it to the other end of the bar. Coach O proceeds to bet Gruden and Kelley 500 dollars that he can stand at one end of the bar and pee in the shot glass without getting a drop on the bar. Gruden and Kelley both agree to the bet and O steps up on the bar and starts peeing and pees all over the bar and Gruden and Kelley both. Kelley and Gruden are just dying laughing and So is Coach O. Then they both look at Coach O and ask him why he is laughing that he just lost 500 dollars and Coach O says yeah but I just won 2000 dollars from the bartender cause I bet him I could pee on you two and you would laugh about it.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:58 pm to animalcracker
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So like i said nothing
did you not just see what a f'n listed?
You must be a tater.
TATER!!!
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:18 pm to I Bleed Garnet
SC won back to back CWS’s, it’s bs what he said becuase LSU fans were flipping out about the CWS last year.
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