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Card Reading for Alabama Game?

Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm
This series of threads went over like a greased turd in a punch bowl last time I consulted the cards on here. I figure I'll give it one last shot and see if this goes any better. If this one bombs as well, I'll probably hang up my divination chicken bones for good on tRant. Stuffs probably best left to the witch doctors down South of us anyways.

Without further ado, standard five card draw trying to glean info about Saban's Quest to be Something Other Than Short -- a Good Football Coach, follows.

























I lied. I hope Oklahoma wins. Nobody likes Alabama. Some people here only pretend to because they're nice.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:00 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:02 am to
I like the Arkansas fans who hate Bama. It's not like UT, Auburn, LSU, UF, UGA. We haven't taken a Natty away from them. They're not in proximity to Bama fans. They're not even a rival we pay any attention to. Theres no excuse. It's just pure straight jealousy
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:04 am to
quote:

It's just pure straight jealousy


Sir, I'll have you know that I don't have a jealous bone in my body. I don't like Alabama because when I applied there to attend grad school I was denied on account of having more than 4 teeth in my mouth. They're prejudiced against people who clean their teeth.
Posted by TouchdownAlabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
1748 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:20 am to
Dude, you say that like you’re not from Arkansas.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:21 am to
This thread isn't about Arkansas.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:27 am to
quote:

I like the Arkansas fans who hate Bama.


Most of them suck.

Pondwater Jack was the GOAT, though.

HRV isn't bad when he's sober. His alter BoarEd seems like a bitter woman.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:28 am
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:39 am to
Stop trying to bully everyone into liking Alabama. What part about this thread didn't you like? The part where I said I was gonna practice sorcery in Alabama's name, or that I lied about saying I was gonna do that?
Posted by Whens lunch
San Antonio
Member since Oct 2012
557 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:19 am to
quote:

Sir, I'll have you know that I don't have a jealous bone in my body. I don't like Alabama because when I applied there to attend grad school I was denied on account of having more than 4 teeth in my mouth.


Arkansas.....More than 4 teeth, haha. Real good chance you were denied for lying on your application
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:26 am to
Wait, hold on a damn minute. Are you saying we're supposed to have more than 4 teeth?
Posted by CherokeeTiger16
Alabama
Member since Sep 2018
32 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:45 am to
Don't worry brotha man, I thought it was funny
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7730 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:01 am to
All of your posts read like weird diary entries from a 60 year old hermit
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:39 am to
No they don't.
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