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re: Cam Newton: Entirely new meaning to the phrase right on the money.

Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:43 pm to
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ah.. self deprecating humor.. something I like

Saved for the list.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:43 pm to
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Just assume with everything that I do that I'm being creepy as shite.


I sort of like it when I think you are having lewd thoughts of me while we type. It's pretty hot, IMO.

I am thinking lewd thoughts of you too, fwiw.

Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:44 pm to
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you were more sexy when you seduced me


That was an accident.

quote:

The awwww shucks thing screams the dufus dance.


I can't be an eSmartAss and a doofus at the same time?
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:44 pm to
Bella, wanna get high and go watch Tron Legacy with me?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:45 pm to
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Saved for the list.


Are you the guy at the bar who hits on every girl with the exact same line, gives your phone number to all of them, and then sits back and waits for calls to see which ones took the bait?

Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:45 pm to
Or you can come get high and watch Tron Legacy with me, Stank.
Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:46 pm to
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I am thinking lewd thoughts of you too, fwiw.


Oh yeah.

Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:47 pm to
<--------Loves his new avatar
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:48 pm to
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Are you the guy at the bar who hits on every girl with the exact same line, gives your phone number to all of them, and then sits back and waits for calls to see which ones took the bait?

I thought the things we chat about were kept secret. NOW SHE KNOWS.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:48 pm to
Sure.
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:49 pm to
I would love an icee right now. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM brain freeze.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:49 pm to
Cool it Memphis.
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:50 pm to
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Cool it Memphis.


Pun intended?
Posted by villager
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:52 pm to
it's very retro ilikeitalot
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:52 pm to
You know it's funny
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:53 pm to
I don't get why it's funny and that is making me nervous.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:54 pm to
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I can't be an eSmartAss and a doofus at the same time


Clearly, you are, so you can. Whether or not it achieves the results you desire remains to be seen.

As for it being an accident, you went from being my mysterious and sexy and hilarious and witty hot smart yumpot to Jay Leno at a Bat Mitzvah in about 3 seconds flat.



Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:56 pm to
Yikes. That was a pretty rad burn.
Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:56 pm to
That's disappointing.

I'm more of a Conan O'Brien man, myself.
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 12/11/10 at 12:57 pm to
At least she didn't tell everyone your lady-gettin strategy when you go out.
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