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Brian Kelly is the same height as Nick Saban. Maybe shorter.
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:11 pm
That is all.

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Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:17 pm to Tuscaloosa
Nick Saban > Kim Jong Un > Brian Kelly
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:22 pm to Tuscaloosa
So Brian Kelly is like a vertically challenged version of Les Miles.
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:27 pm to Tuscaloosa
If it weren’t for those stilts he wears, Saban would have him by 6 inches.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 4:15 am to Tuscaloosa
LSU is in Tuscaloosa’a head 24/7. It’s amazing.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 4:30 am to Tuscaloosa
I'll take a leprechaun as a coach if he brings the luck and magic with him. Kind of disconcerting that he needed someone else to provide the pot of gold though.
And throwing away the troll post, at least do better with the first pic, the lines on the back wall make it clear that picture wasn't taken level at all lmao
And throwing away the troll post, at least do better with the first pic, the lines on the back wall make it clear that picture wasn't taken level at all lmao
Posted on 12/9/21 at 5:43 am to Tuscaloosa

Here is the one that matters.
Like a wolf staring down a puppy. Kelly's too afraid to look Saban in the eye... he knows who the alpha is.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 5:56 am to NATidefan
I’m 5’7 and have stood close to Saban. We’re about the same height. I maybe edged him out by a few centimeters.
That means Kelly is pushing the 5’6 range.
I’m pretty impressed that two guys that short have been able to have so much success in football. Imagine a 6’3 300 pound dude getting chewed out by a midget. Not many midgets can make that work.
That means Kelly is pushing the 5’6 range.
I’m pretty impressed that two guys that short have been able to have so much success in football. Imagine a 6’3 300 pound dude getting chewed out by a midget. Not many midgets can make that work.

Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:13 am to Tuscaloosa
CBK must have had heels on in that last pic?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:15 am to Tuscaloosa
Most of history's great men have been manlets tbh. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Nick Saban, etc.
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:15 am to NATidefan
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Kelly's too afraid to look Saban in the eye
It looks like Saban is the one not making eye contact?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:01 am to 1BIGTigerFan
quote:Are you blind?
It looks like Saban is the one not making eye contact?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:04 am to Tuscaloosa
It is common knowledge that Saban has special shoes made with an extra inch on the sole and an extra three in the padding.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to BorrisMart
It’s clear as day BK is more of a midget than Saban without the GOAT status 

Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to Tuscaloosa
Saban has pointy elf ears
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to Tuscaloosa
Short, angry , organized coach? Jackpot.
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 7:07 am
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:10 am to Tuscaloosa
Both liberal Democrats as well.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:11 am to Tuscaloosa
Attila the Hun was 4ft 11in.
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