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Brian Kelly is the same height as Nick Saban. Maybe shorter.

Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:11 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:11 pm
That is all.







Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:17 pm to
Nick Saban > Kim Jong Un > Brian Kelly
Posted by Raz
Member since Oct 2006
7983 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:17 pm to
F
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98229 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9814 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:22 pm to
So Brian Kelly is like a vertically challenged version of Les Miles.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26252 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:27 pm to
If it weren’t for those stilts he wears, Saban would have him by 6 inches.
Posted by SBC
Member since Oct 2005
6880 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 4:15 am to
LSU is in Tuscaloosa’a head 24/7. It’s amazing.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19674 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 4:30 am to
I'll take a leprechaun as a coach if he brings the luck and magic with him. Kind of disconcerting that he needed someone else to provide the pot of gold though.

And throwing away the troll post, at least do better with the first pic, the lines on the back wall make it clear that picture wasn't taken level at all lmao
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 5:43 am to


Here is the one that matters.


Like a wolf staring down a puppy. Kelly's too afraid to look Saban in the eye... he knows who the alpha is.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 5:56 am to
I’m 5’7 and have stood close to Saban. We’re about the same height. I maybe edged him out by a few centimeters.

That means Kelly is pushing the 5’6 range.

I’m pretty impressed that two guys that short have been able to have so much success in football. Imagine a 6’3 300 pound dude getting chewed out by a midget. Not many midgets can make that work.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:13 am to
CBK must have had heels on in that last pic?
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3925 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:15 am to
Most of history's great men have been manlets tbh. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Nick Saban, etc.
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 6:15 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 6:15 am to
quote:

Kelly's too afraid to look Saban in the eye

It looks like Saban is the one not making eye contact?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:01 am to
quote:

It looks like Saban is the one not making eye contact?
Are you blind?
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
9001 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:04 am to
It is common knowledge that Saban has special shoes made with an extra inch on the sole and an extra three in the padding.
Posted by RumHam
Huntsville
Member since Jun 2021
3969 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to
It’s clear as day BK is more of a midget than Saban without the GOAT status
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10200 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to
Saban has pointy elf ears
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39886 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:06 am to
Short, angry , organized coach? Jackpot.
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 7:07 am
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
15633 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:10 am to
Both liberal Democrats as well.
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:11 am to
Attila the Hun was 4ft 11in.
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