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Boudreaux can’t please his wife
Posted on 9/8/26 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 12:52 pm
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are walking down by the bayou, catching up on life.
Thibodeaux asks, “Boudreaux, how’s tings wit Marie?”
Boudreaux says, “Ain’t no good at all. She say I can’t please her in bed. She angrier than an alligator with no toothbrush!”
“Mais, I got jus’ da solution for you, cher!” says Thibodeaux. “My fren Claude couldn’t pleasure his wife neither, so he hired dis guy called a gigolo to please his wife for ‘im. Now they happier than ever!”
Boudreaux loves this idea, so he brings it to Marie and she agrees to hire the gigolo. Boudreaux leaves the house that night and the gigolo comes over. The next morning, Boudreaux returns to the house, expecting to be greeted by a happy wife.
“I’m leaving you Boudreaux,” says Marie. “Now that I’ve been with a professional, I can’t go back to being an amateur.”
“You sho’ can!” says Boudreaux. “It happens all da time - just look at da LSU football team!”
Thibodeaux asks, “Boudreaux, how’s tings wit Marie?”
Boudreaux says, “Ain’t no good at all. She say I can’t please her in bed. She angrier than an alligator with no toothbrush!”
“Mais, I got jus’ da solution for you, cher!” says Thibodeaux. “My fren Claude couldn’t pleasure his wife neither, so he hired dis guy called a gigolo to please his wife for ‘im. Now they happier than ever!”
Boudreaux loves this idea, so he brings it to Marie and she agrees to hire the gigolo. Boudreaux leaves the house that night and the gigolo comes over. The next morning, Boudreaux returns to the house, expecting to be greeted by a happy wife.
“I’m leaving you Boudreaux,” says Marie. “Now that I’ve been with a professional, I can’t go back to being an amateur.”
“You sho’ can!” says Boudreaux. “It happens all da time - just look at da LSU football team!”
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 12:53 pm to Projectpat
Why did Texas A&M stop serving ice water on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
The guy with the recipe graduated.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 12:54 pm to Projectpat
quote:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are walking down by the bayou, catching up on life.
Thibodeaux asks, “Boudreaux, how’s tings wit Marie?”
Boudreaux says, “Ain’t no good at all. She say I can’t please her in bed. She angrier than an alligator with no toothbrush!”
“Mais, I got jus’ da solution for you, cher!” says Thibodeaux. “My fren Claude couldn’t pleasure his wife neither, so he hired dis guy called a gigolo to please his wife for ‘im. Now they happier than ever!”
Boudreaux loves this idea, so he brings it to Marie and she agrees to hire the gigolo. Boudreaux leaves the house that night and the gigolo comes over. The next morning, Boudreaux returns to the house, expecting to be greeted by a happy wife.
“I’m leaving you Boudreaux,” says Marie. “Now that I’ve been with a professional, I can’t go back to being an amateur.”
“You sho’ can!” says Boudreaux. “It happens all da time - just look at da LSU football team!”
Posted on 9/8/26 at 12:55 pm to Projectpat
What a collapse of a thread.
Typical for Aggy
Typical for Aggy
Posted on 9/8/26 at 1:04 pm to NFLSU
Most Cajuns I know have a good sense of humor 
Posted on 9/8/26 at 1:10 pm to Projectpat
Every Aggy I know, doesn’t
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