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re: Bama v. LSU, a Haiku
Posted on 11/6/15 at 3:03 pm to BroadMagnolia
Posted on 11/6/15 at 3:03 pm to BroadMagnolia
Halftime for tide fans
Brother-sister coitus
Followed by farting
Brother-sister coitus
Followed by farting
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 3:12 pm to 10888bge
Geaux Tigers this week
Sick of pref'rential treatment
For tide; frick em up
Sick of pref'rential treatment
For tide; frick em up
Posted on 11/6/15 at 3:34 pm to ehole
quote:
frick LSU,
frick Louisiana state,
frick LSU
Fah-Q
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:47 pm to BroadMagnolia
Lo, Saturday.
Tigers tear Big Al apart.
Day of reckoning.
Tigers tear Big Al apart.
Day of reckoning.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:34 pm to SheSaysGeauxTigers
Bama clam chowder
That's a yeast infection feast
It stings the nostrils
That's a yeast infection feast
It stings the nostrils
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:42 pm to genro
Big elephant dick
Huge and more powerful than
Small yellow corndog
Huge and more powerful than
Small yellow corndog
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:45 pm to genro
Sir Reggie Ragland
Shall abide no intruders
The box: his domain
Shall abide no intruders
The box: his domain
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:46 pm to genro
Perriloux, Fournette
All these colorful names 'cause
Frenchies owned black slaves
All these colorful names 'cause
Frenchies owned black slaves
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:51 pm to Bamad
Lmao that is awesome
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:52 pm to 10888bge
eyes wide set
Ritter's jaw slacked
excuses made
Ritter's jaw slacked
excuses made
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:05 pm to BroadMagnolia
All Bama girls smoke
They also poke. But badly.
For they are obese.
They also poke. But badly.
For they are obese.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:25 pm to BroadMagnolia
America's education ranking in the world would be so much higher if the State of Alabama wouldn't exist.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:48 pm to 10888bge
Nick Saban melts down
Leonard Fournette wins Heisman
Gumps frick their cousins
Leonard Fournette wins Heisman
Gumps frick their cousins
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:57 pm to FightinTigersDammit
The fifth in a row
Saban just has your number
shite is personal
Sick in the stomach
Somewhere deep inside you know
LSU gon' lose
Saban just has your number
shite is personal
Sick in the stomach
Somewhere deep inside you know
LSU gon' lose
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:16 pm to genro
Bear Bryant is dead
Get fricking used to it, Gump
Kiss my Cajun arse
Get fricking used to it, Gump
Kiss my Cajun arse
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:21 pm to Jacknola
Don't know if sidewalk poet or graduate???? Very nice, best gump one so far.
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This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:42 pm to 10888bge
I did a limerick instead:
There's a game on Saturday's slate
Everyone thinks it's gonna be great
But forget what you're told
The refs let Bama hold
And ruin the poor corndogs' fate
There's a game on Saturday's slate
Everyone thinks it's gonna be great
But forget what you're told
The refs let Bama hold
And ruin the poor corndogs' fate
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:49 pm to 10888bge
tuscaloosa wails
el eff seven goes godzilla
gump sister wives flee
el eff seven goes godzilla
gump sister wives flee
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:59 pm to dbeck
There was a man from Nantucket,
To the game he brought beers in a bucket,
He saw Fournette run,
Drank a quarter ton,
Had to run to the head,
Instead threw piss bombs and said frick it.
To the game he brought beers in a bucket,
He saw Fournette run,
Drank a quarter ton,
Had to run to the head,
Instead threw piss bombs and said frick it.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 8:17 pm to 10888bge
Miles Cam Steele plan well
Saban in Lanes face all night
Miles makes Nicks arse quit
Saban in Lanes face all night
Miles makes Nicks arse quit
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