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re: Auburn fans, truce?

Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:48 pm to
Cheated. Past tense. It's been almost a quarter of a century.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 2:53 pm to
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All I want to know is why Auburn cheats so much.


If you want an Alabama vs Auburn comparison using a metaphor of the violations, Auburn has been caught speeding over a long period of time, while Bama was caught reckless driving and DUI while under a suspended license.
Posted by Wallacewade04
Valhalla
Member since Dec 2011
2870 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 3:40 pm to
quality hate post
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 3:55 pm to
Things Tuscaloosa has done since 1969


Not moved out of moms basement







































Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

If you want an Alabama vs Auburn comparison using a metaphor of the violations, Auburn has been caught speeding over a long period of time, while Bama was caught reckless driving and DUI while under a suspended license.


I'm pretty sure we were both in the same car with midget prostitutes, blow, and assault rifles.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
18488 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I think we win that game if we didn't have to use our 3rd string offense.
Bet yall were missing fewer starters off your offense in '04 than we will be this Saturday.

Besides, yall came into the IB leading the SEC in rushing. It's not like you had no talent.
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:19 pm to
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All I want to know is why Auburn cheats so much


Is it really cheating if the sport is fake to begin with? Answer with all your might.
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:22 pm to
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Is it really cheating if the sport is fake to begin with? Answer with all your might.




I never heard about cheating. There were time when we have all rebelled against the rules.
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:25 pm to
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I never heard about cheating. There were time when we have all rebelled against the rules.


Wow, you must be a graduate of the university you claim to cheer for.
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:36 pm to
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Wow, you must be a graduate of the university you claim to cheer for.


Very serious
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:43 pm to
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Very serious


Bama fans, can you do something about this guy. He needs to be taught the finer points of common sense. Oh wait, I guess I have created an oxymoron in my pursuits of trying to help this fellow. Never mind. Carry on. Roll Tide. I bet if you took all of those plastic trophies and melted them down, you might get a gumball machine.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
49297 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:46 pm to
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Is it really cheating if the sport is fake to begin with? Answer with all your might


Hey you fricker, you can't troll me in my own troll thread. It's against the rules... or something like that.
This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 5:47 pm
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Bama fans, can you do something about this guy. He needs to be taught the finer points of common sense. Oh wait, I guess I have created an oxymoron in my pursuits of trying to help this fellow. Never mind. Carry on. Roll Tide. I bet if you took all of those plastic trophies and melted them down, you might get a gumball machine.


Hee haw
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:49 pm to
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Things Tuscaloosa has done since 1969

Moved out of his mom's basement


Well I wasn't even born in 1969 and it's a really nice basement, so frick off.
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:54 pm to
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or something like that.


Congrats. You truly are a Yankee Bama fan. Please just answer with your frontal cortex and don't try to use the rest of your brain. You will be disappointed.
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:55 pm to
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Hee haw


You have been defeated. Don't respond. You will look stupid without realizing it.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
49297 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:56 pm to
Dear 25mellon,

You're a count.

Love,
Tuscaloosa
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:05 pm to
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You're a count.


If you are using the formal definition of to deserve to be regarded or considered than I thank you. If you are trying to be idiotic then you are truly the Yankee Bama fan that you portray that you are. Battle of wits has begun. You will most definitely lose considering that your angle is your poor arse football team.
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:13 pm to
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You have been defeated. Don't respond. You will look stupid without realizing it.


Read your post history buddy. All you do is insult people and call them stupid. You bully people on the internet. You obviously wouldn't talk to anyone in the real world like that's but you're safe behind you computer. You're not defeating anyone. You're just an angry internet bully. I'm assuming you're quite young or have emotional issues. Why would anyone want to fight with you. I'm glad you've found something that makes you feel happy and good about yourself. Have fun with whatever it is you do. I'm just on here to talk a little football with cool SEC people and joke around a bit. Anyone can click on your post history and see you're here to feel superior and slay stupid Bammers and whoever else you hate.

That being said I find you funny and I do like the cut of your jib. Party on Garth.
This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:19 pm to
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Hey you fricker, you can't troll me in my own troll thread. It's against the rules... or something like that.


You're stupid and you lack tact. I would try to explain it to you but you won't understand big words. I have slayed you like a dragon right here in my mom's basement. You should forever feel shame.

Oh and you're a bammer who is dumb, has sex with his sister or sisters and possibly your great aunt, and you have 4 teeth.

I win the internet!!! Muahahahaha
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