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Auburn fans, please share your coping strategies
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:57 pm
How do you deal with this kind of thing? One was bad enough but two is sickening.
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:58 pm to KSGamecock
What do you mean by two? Like two straight ACC losses to Clemson and UVA?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:58 pm to KSGamecock
You guys haven’t won a title since 1980 so it’s hard to pick a new target
Posted on 1/8/19 at 5:58 pm to KSGamecock
Just start talking about cheating and trailers. All the time. Nothing else
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:00 pm to AuburnCO08
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You guys haven’t won a title since 1980 so it’s hard to pick a new target
What’s really relevant is Auburn is averaging 5 losses a year.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:01 pm to Dawgy49
Yes but we are averaging > 0 titles per year in the last 38 years
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:02 pm to AuburnCO08
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You guys haven’t won a title since 1980 so it’s hard to pick a new target
True. However that’s a USCe fan. He appreciates the compliment.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:03 pm to jangalang
Yea, really not sure how that miscommunication happened but whatever. I guess his coping strategy is illiteracy which might work tbh
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:06 pm to KSGamecock
Let me spell this out. Auburn fans cope with bamas success by picking on UGA who continually fails. USCe can’t join the 1980 conversations though which is unfortunate because the UGA crowd is so sensitive
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:07 pm to AuburnCO08
So what you’re saying is we should pick on Missouri? Sounds good.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:11 pm to KSGamecock
I don’t know how I’m going to sleep at night knowing Nick just got his arse beat in the NCG.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:12 pm to KSGamecock
I like to remember how Auburn hasn't lost to South Carolina in football since 1933
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:13 pm to KSGamecock
You must not be around the states Alabama and Georgia. When you see them in person, for instance at the grocery store, they're decked out in houndstooth and an old national championship team-shirt. You just feel sorry for them, as that's all they have in life.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:14 pm to KSGamecock
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One was bad enough but two is sickening.
Two = the only bowl victories Auburn has had under Malzahn. They are as follows:
1. The Birmingham Bowl
2. The Music City Bowl
That's it. For this they gave Malzahn a multi million dollar raise and multi-year extension.
Their strategy is simple - swallow whatever pride they have ever pretended to have and root for Alabama when it serves them and then come out bravely and snipe at them like minor imps when Alabama has a bad day. They are the most cowardly of football fans on the planet.
South Carolina can, has, and will deal with Clemson's success better than Auburn fans have ever done with Alabama's.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:15 pm to GoldenDawg
That’s a lot of words to say “I’m upset because I haven’t seen a championship in my lifetime”
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:18 pm to AuburnCO08
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That’s a lot of words to say “I’m upset because I haven’t seen a championship in my lifetime”
And that's a lot of willing ignorance to say "I'm deflecting because Georgia kicked Auburn's @ss for the SEC Championship last year, did it again this year and will for the foreseeable future."
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:19 pm to GoldenDawg
just remember Gene Chizik has a ring and Mark Richt is empty handed 
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:21 pm to AuburnCO08
quote:Even Mark Richt has more SEC Championship rings than Malzahn and the same number of National Championships. He also has a better won loss record, better bowl record and we still let him go.
just remember Gene Chizik has a ring and Mark Richt is empty handed
Yet there Malzahn sits. Ringless and a multi-millionaire per Auburn.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:22 pm to BowlJackson
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I like to remember how Auburn hasn't lost to South Carolina in football since 1933
I'm sad that this gif no longer applies:
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:23 pm to GoldenDawg
You’re bragging because you traded Mark Richt for Mark Richt Jr?
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