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re: Auburn basketball has not beaten Florida in Gainesville in 28 years

Posted on 2/10/24 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 10:56 pm to
damn well how much do you want in hush money
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:00 pm to
So you are saying SingleMalt doesn’t have Scotty Cameron’s putters? I just don’t know.

I am officially offering to help him drink his $8k bottle of whiskey like it is a bottle of George Dickel. I will even bring the 2 liter Sprite and solo cups.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Yes! This is the content of yours that I fricking love. It’s a really funny blend of nouveau riche overcompensation due to years of feeling inadequate, misplaced priorities, and Asperger’s (strong suspicion there).


Damn…. I missed this earlier.

I once got my foot hung in a stirrup after getting thrown off a horse. But it wasn’t this brutal.

Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

So you are saying SingleMalt doesn’t have Scotty Cameron’s putters? I just don’t know.


I have no idea. I’m assuming he probably does based on his social media presence.

ETA: He’s got a strong looking chin though. Can probably take a punch, but would likely never give one. Seems like a nice enough fella. It’s a real shame he’s a fricking barner.
This post was edited on 2/10/24 at 11:13 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:17 pm to
I hope he invites me to drink that $8,000 whiskey. It would be a real treat. I usually have to make mine in the toilet with ketchup packets.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:20 pm to
I would be willing to overlook his barning for some of that whiskey.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:25 pm to
Tell you what, if you have a layover in CLE or AKC let me know and I will pop a cork you crazy SOB. I enjoy the banter.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:31 pm to
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Tell you what, if you have a layover in CLE or AKC let me know and I will pop a cork you crazy SOB. I enjoy the banter.


I thought you were Texan. How tf did you end up in Ohio?!
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:33 pm to
Good luck with your date.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:43 pm to
Well I hope someone brings lube
Posted by tarzana
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:46 pm to
Don't wait...VACCINATE!
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22418 posts
Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:47 pm to
I thought you were Texan. How tf did you end up in Ohio?!

Baw Its complicated
Posted by RT58
Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:50 pm to
You have a serious reading
Disability. Get some help.
Posted by AUTiger789
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:50 pm to
Wow. Wednesday must have hit hard.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22418 posts
Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:51 pm to
Thank goodness my kid doesn't
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20367 posts
Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:53 pm to
You can procreate through anal sex? Damn, learn something every day.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22418 posts
Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:56 pm to
Do you even Democrat Baw?
Posted by captdalton
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20367 posts
Posted on 2/10/24 at 11:58 pm to
I renewed my tags last month, so yes sadly.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22418 posts
Posted on 2/11/24 at 12:00 am to
Prayers sent Baw
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