re: As the Pig Roasts

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Regardless of what school Dorial chose, does anyone really believe that Darnell would have chose another school than his brother?

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Isn't darnell a hog fan...I hope he comes here.

It's cool. Ascolese will punch Mrs. Beckham in the mouth too

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A few terrible posters who continually male shitty threads, 35th in recruiting, giant hole in the stadium, best season ever in SEC and was still 3rd in the division. Failship.

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Beat the frick out of you though didn't we. You're a shitty poster by the way.

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Beat the frick out of you though didn't we. You're a shitty poster by the way

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Not really, I seldomly have small rants such as the one earlier. I would like to think I am generally liked area here. Arksansas is a legit program on the rise with amazing potential, your fanbase just has a tendency to shove that down everyone's throats. The majority of what I said earlier was tongue in cheek, don't be so sensitive.

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the whole us cheating thing? It was just a matter of time. The big boys all cheat, it's just how it is done. As long as we don't get into the whole booster to booster bidding matches we should be fine

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Oh frick no not the cheating thing. Just the blatant double talk from the cash-a-check foster parents. I would not be against a law prohibiting coaches from becoming foster or adoptive parents for kids that play on their school's teams.

I actually want us to start a huge slush fund and use the boys at Stephens to manage it as a hedge fund or an endowment fund and use the dividends to fund the dirtiest, wild west, piss in the mouth of the NCAA program ever known. I have a HV thread that outlines the plan in full. I'll go dig it up later and post it as a thread. I think we could raise upwards of $30MM easy, then blatantly steal from the lottery and skim the lottery scholarships for a few more million a year. Let me go dig that up.

Found it.

Ok I'm probably on the high end of #'s and amounts of people that would donate. but 1/2 the dollar amounts and it's doable.

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Seriously it might be time to find 50-60 good men, and put Jack Stephen's boys to work on it using their insider Wall St. info and just go pound it with a hedge fund or an endowment and take 5% of the returns and spread the love and spreading around some Wal*Mart product shrinkage.

Don't be a tard like the WR from Tulsa and have your gf sell you $1500 worth of merch for $12. Just walk out the front door with it and have the Supercenter Mgr load whatever you want in your new loaner car. I figure a slush fund could raise more money than new buildings or stadium expansion. There's at least 300 families that could put in $100k for $30M, I'd guess you could count on another 50 families and corporations for $500K bring it $55M, then there's the big dogs probably 20 fellas good for a $1M bringing the fund up to $75M and then the mega mack daddys $20M a piece for another $200M bringing it all up to $275M, then you divert funds from the lottery and the scholarships to bring in another $15M per year to cover any losses and keep the thing slowly growing, then just for fun raid the Pell grants for $10M a year so there's roughly $25M in dirty money coming in a year on top of the $275M original investment that we'll use 5% of the returns on program maintenance annually. Giving us right around $13.75M to recruit and fund the happiness of the players and family.

THEN, we do stadium expansion to about 95,000 capacity, lower season tickets down to $15 a game to a max of $50 for the best seats per game so more people can afford to come and pass legislation to sell alcohol in the stadium and there we go a Dynasty is formed

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Even raising $50MM and raiding the scholarships would supply more than enough capital to do some major damage, hell just cash payments of $100k per LOI would only be $2.5MM a year

The hogs sounded like a nerd who got a once in lifetime chance with a grade A piece of arse and went overboard trying to impress.

If sushi is fried, is it no longer sushi?

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If sushi is fried, is it no longer sushi?

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Had me confused also.

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As long as it has shari (vinegar rice). Ever had a roll with tempura in it?

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My guess is that they're TALKING about tempura rolls...thayer just doesn't know what that is, so he called it fried sushi.